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1- I think "swing vote" should apply only to people who swing dance into and out of the voting booth. In fact, I think there should be people whose only mode of walking is swing dancing, bonus points if Glenn Miller's "In the Mood" follows them mysteriously. 2 - Now In the Mood is going to be in my head all night. It's…

My cat is awesome.

Paying $2 for a $30 book usually feels pretty good. The biggest thing was probably a pair of $70 Doc Martens in my size and favorite shoe style for $9. Life can be good sometimes.

Bras are expensive - that plus weight loss means sadness, and either ill-fitting bras or spending money on something you're just going to shrink out of.

There exists an unholy union of the two, called "Jeggings." I believe this to be the result of a pact with the forces of evil, and an abomination before god and man.

Cheesecake is false, it lies about being cake. Girls can totally pee while standing up, it just takes a little extra work.

"...What are birds?"

People don't like being called a word associated with social stigma and outright discrimination? Well, I'll be. Next thing you know, people will stop wanting to be called obese. Oh wait.

The effectiveness of any contraceptive method, especially the pill, depends greatly on how well you use it. You need to take it at the same time every day for it to be most effective, the levels of the hormones you're adding to your body need to stay at a relative constant - if you're off by even two hours you could mess…

Uh, guys get breast cancer too, OP.

I advocate making your own corsets. It's not difficult at all, and when you have a corset made for your own body, it feels like a good hug. That said, do buy proper boning to use. I usually get my boning, busks, grommets, and lacing from http://corsetmaking.com/ It usually averages out to $40 per corset in supplies, plus…

I thought this thread was going to be about palaeontology. :indifferent:

It gets better/worse, here's some bad pictures I just took of their menu: Enjoy your diets.

Gowns, yes. Hospital wristbands, too. No wheelchair. You can eat free, but only the single. To verify your weight, you have to step on a big industrial scale, and if it goes over 350 a siren blares and the entire staff cheers. It's so beautifully absurd. That, and one of the two people I went with was not able to eat for…

I've actually been to that place, and those burgers are massive. I could barely finish a single, and only did so because the nurses spank you with wooden paddles if you don't finish your burger. (They also sell the paddles, if you'd like to take one home. I got one.) I felt sick for an hour after. It's delicious, but I…

There are four cats in the house, Zephyr, Squeaky, Gizmo, and Mimi. The one in my picture is Zephyr.

Google's doodle for today says it's the 123rd anniversary of Yosemite National Park. Too bad all the national parks are closed because of this crap. The real question is, did Google select that doodle today just to be cheeky? I choose to believe they did.

I've met a few famous people, it might take more than one post to remember them all. Neil Gaiman on his most recent book signing tour, he's so sweet and sincere. He seems like he genuinely wants to share a personal moment with each one of his fans. Also hugs. Amanda Palmer showed up in my city at random and held a surprise…

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Archeologist's assistant, specifically skeleton polisher.

Animated

Lonely nights

gubjh Give up, buy jellied ham.

Leopard

Dolphin wrangler

She slips into the laundromat undetected, stealing exactly one sock from every active dryer.

Erroneous

Dancing days