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"You have neat ears"-random guy at a party "I used to think you were going to be fat, but you look really good" My older sister when I was 17ish same time frame, my Grandmother "You know you're not as fat as you used to be" I was 5'7" and 115lbs I was never overweight as a kid, bit I come from a family of super underweight…

Granted, the earth about you has been salted. Your once fertile outdoor oasis will not show any form of life for decades to come and your dog lays by the door whimpering and missing his old garden... I wish my daughter would stop being an irrational emotional mess!

Can I get a redo? Please?

Brownies! Maybe peanut butter fudge! I could eat an entire batch of either!

lmbo! Granted, you can now only produce "clean" thoughts, developed OCD and spend entire day washing hands! I wish I could find some motivation today

Granted, but unfortunately you chose to eat your body weight in broccoli and unfortunately this resulted in embarrassing gas and stomach cramping. Make better choices tomorrow! I wish I had a job I loved!

Hot potato

oil paint

ever after

runny nose

Just finished 11/22/63 AMAZING!

big brother

swimming lessons

secret society

old friend

apartment building

house boat

dry skin

Oh my!

good measure

Scotch tape

bad sex ????

Net and some gloves?

pack heat

Over worked

Just got home, my bed is calling me!

hard up

theological debate

metric ruler

straight edge