Corrupt a Wish

I wish I could find some motivation today

You are suddenly motivated to spend all your money on buying me a brand new Lamborghini

I wish I could afford to insure a Lamborghini

Granted, however, the booming Indian Cuisine market has driven out all it's competition and their quality drasticly drops after a week. You are now unable to have anything but Indian food delivered and it is so horribly under seasoned that it may well be left over C-Rats that were repurposed from world war 2.

I wish that I didn't have to drive to new york on saturday. *yawns*

I wish that I didn't have to drive to new york on saturday. *yawns*
- Granted - but squeezing the whole of new york into your living room has caused a lot of mess and their is a possibility that we have achieved critical mass and will soon have a black hole to deal with...

I wish I had a million dollars
-Granted - its yours. I'm net telling you where I put it though.



I wish my dog would stop digging up my plants.

Granted, now she has no emotions

I wish I could fly

Granted! You can now tapdance the night away, right before you slip and fall while practicing in the kitchen. Oopsie! Get well soon!:flowerforyou:

I wish MFP had an exercise option for laughter. Everybody knows that it burns quite a few calories, and the average joyful Christian does a lot of it

Granted, though, it's in Neverland.. Sorry.

I wish for my fat to go away.

Fixed but someone stole it.

I wish coach wont bench me coming season weather I play good or bad

Granted more people are playing now but your
computer keeps crashing so you don't have
access to it anymore ( and somebody stole your phone too )



I wish I had my own island

Granted. You are now the proud owner of a miniature country cottage replica. It's the only one of its kind so try to be caref.... oops, I stepped on it.

I wish I could stop time and snoop through people's houses. (I'm so nosy)

Granted. You go down to the crossroads at midnight and try to flag a ride... the devil appears and you give the devil your guitar. He plays the blues on it, and gives you your guitar back. After that, you can play the guitar better than the best, and you rocket to superstardom.

Unfortunately, the devil has taken your soul in return for this, and so your ability to experience pleasure is greatly diminished and you feel like an empty shell, not really experiencing your life any more... and no amount of fame, money or anything else, even the ability to play the guitar as well as you do, can fill the hole where you once had a soul. You turn to drugs and in the end you are found dead in your own swimming pool and your soul is trapped in oblivion.... forever.



I wish I'd bought an Acer laptop instead of this stupid Dell one that is doing my head in.

Granted. Your dog has been given that thing that the apes in "dawn of the planet of the apes" had which enhanced their cognitive abilities... your dog is now super intelligent and a lot more self-conscious about where it relieves itself, so seeks out privacy and cleans up after itself so you don't have the hassle of any of that any more. However, your dog is now less satisfied with life generally, being the only super-intelligent dog in existence. It doesn't have any gripes against humans, because you've been such a good owner, so there's no worries of any repeats of the situation in planet of the apes. However, as much as your dog loves your company, it feels the need to travel around the world to "find itself" and widen its experiences and just generally be better travelled and get more out of life, so it heads off with a doggy packpack to do just that, so for the five years while your dog wanders the world gaining life experience, you're stuck at home with no pet, missing your dog's company and the dilemma as to whether you should get a new dog in the meantime and the fact that this new dog won't actually be able to clean up its own number 2's.

I wish I had a pet falcon.

Granted. You have inherited omniscience and can see through space and time. You know know the secrets of the universe, but you're realizing more and more that it's a bit too much to carry on your shoulders. Not only is humanity corrupt and you know see, hear, and feel all the negativity that exists in our society, but you now know just how close we have come to total extinction and exactly when and how it finally happens. Then you explode.

I wish I worked in an aquarium.

Granted. Your posts now make you be appear to be a necrophiliac. Your obsession with feces, however, remains.

I wish I got a good night's sleep last night.

Congratulations! Unfortunately, you've run so fast, you don't even notice that you've pulled a hamstring until the day after your 1st place, record-time finish. OUCH!

I wish all sweets/sweet drinks were sugar-free, but still tasted like themselves instead of possessing that characteristic artificial whang that sweeteners offer (fudge still tasted like fudge, etc.).