Corrupt a Wish
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Granted but you choke on a fish bone and die.
I wish I had a date for the 4th of July
i wish i was a pro athlete0 -
Granted - You are an Olympic Curling Champ - and no one cares.
I wish I had a brand new tractor with an enclosed cab.0 -
Granted but the air conditioner doesn't work.
I wish I could soak up all the health benefits just watching someone else exercise.0 -
Granted....
You spend so many hours out in sun at the park watching all the other folks work out, that you've gotten skin cancer!
I wish I was spending the next week on vacation in Scotland.0 -
Granted but the air conditioner doesn't work.
I wish I could soak up all the health benefits just watching someone else exercise.
Granted but you end up with a massive body and tiny head.
I wish that i could run a nine min mile.0 -
@ chasing - granted but the only available room is a spare room in the house of Rab C Nesbitt and the only food available is deep fried pizza and you can't understand the Glaswegian accent. And it rains every day, because Scotland. (in case you're not familiar with British sitcom: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rab_C_Nesbitt )
@ flab2 fit - granted. but the wish fairy went overboard and accidentally granted your wish twice so now you have 4 legs instead of 2.
I wish I could beat Camille Leblanc-Bazinet at any fitness challenge0 -
I wish I could beat Camille Leblanc-Bazinet at any fitness challenge
Granted but only because Camille Leblanc-Bazinet is turned into a zombie and if you don't beat she will eat you.
I wish for a ticket for the polar Marathon.0 -
Granted but you have to run in your underwear.
I wish I was 3 inches taller....0 -
Granted, you know have a 3 inch tumor on top of your head.
I wish my job paid me more....0 -
Granted but the democrats raised your taxes too effectively squashing your new raise.I wish I could go home early today0
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granted... but you find out that your dog has been renting out the attic to the international brotherhood of fashionable squirrel models and squirrel footwear designers, and today is the kickoff to their week-long annual awards conference, fashion show, and nut burying contest.
i wish our house would stop breaking.0 -
granted... but you find out that your dog has been renting out the attic to the international brotherhood of fashionable squirrel models and squirrel footwear designers, and today is the kickoff to their week-long annual awards conference, fashion show, and nut burying contest.
i wish our house would stop breaking.
Granted, but now your car keeps breaking down instead.
I wish it were the end of the work day already!0 -
granted; here is your pink slip. Clean out your desk and go home!
I wish I still had my hair0 -
granted but its all on your back
I wish I had more coffee0 -
Granted, but it's instant decaf. I wish I could get out of jury duty.0
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granted - you now have all the entire world's coffee crop. unforunately all the coffee plantation owners in the world are very annoyed that you stole all their coffee and they're waiting outside with crow bars to get you for it
ETA: @ fat old bat......... granted, you convert to a religion that forbids you from doing jury duty and so get out of it on those grounds. Unfortunately you now have to attend all their religious services, meetings and join in with all their other religious activities too. and when you try to leave (after the period of jury duty would have finished), they come after you forever more trying to convert you back to their religion
I wish I had a nice cup of earl grey tea, black no sugar0 -
Granted but there's nowhere to pee. I wish I could have free gas for a year.0
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Granted but now you no longer have a car.
I wish I could get a puppy!0 -
Wish granted but it is rabid.
I wish I had a 6 digit salary...0 -
granted - but unbeknown to you, it's a hellhound puppy, and it does like Damien in the Omen and weird stuff starts going on like people who have regular contact with your puppy commit suicide randomly and animals act crazy around him, and then you too die a bizarre and unexplained death.
@ maize - granted, but there's a decimal point after the first digit
I wish I had a power cage.0
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