Corrupt a Wish

SuperTiredMom
SuperTiredMom Posts: 172 Member
edited November 7 in Chit-Chat
Okay for those who haven't played before, the object of the game is to make your wish, the next person grants and then corrupts it and then makes their wish.

EXAMPLE:

Poster 1:" I wish I could win the lottery for 1 Million dollars.'

Next Poster: "Wish granted. And you are now in prison for tax fraud and sentenced to 25-Life. I wish I could run a 1 minute mile."

Next Poster: "Wish granted, you achieve your 1 minute mile while failing to out-run zombies. I wish *insert wish/you get the picture*"






I'll go first. I wish my boss wasn't so obnoxious.
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  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,267 Member
    wish granted you're fired...now you don't have a boss.

    I wish my man child aka son would get a job in his trade as an apprentice
  • softncudly
    softncudly Posts: 722 Member
    wish granted you're fired...now you don't have a boss.

    I wish my man child aka son would get a job in his trade as an apprentice

    Wish granted. Your son found a job 1000's of miles away. I wish I was slim.
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
    Granted... But you are not longer soft and cudly and no one wants to hug you... :(

    I wish I had a larger kitchen to work with!!
  • endermako
    endermako Posts: 785 Member
    Granted, But you can't afford the power bill.


    I wish I could find a boyfriend.
  • softncudly
    softncudly Posts: 722 Member
    Granted, But you can't afford the power bill.


    I wish I could find a boyfriend.

    Granted. Now he wants to be by your side 24/7. I want a new dress.
  • endermako
    endermako Posts: 785 Member
    Granted but the dress is wayyyyy too big


    I want a new car!
  • MallieRose91
    MallieRose91 Posts: 159 Member
    Wish granted. Your car doesn't run. I wish I was would reach my goal weight!
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Granted. You still aren't happy with your body.

    I wish I could travel the world.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Granted. You still aren't happy with your body.

    I wish I could travel the world.

    Granted, but get ready to run out of gas/break down/have flight problems
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Granted. You still aren't happy with your body.

    I wish I could travel the world.

    Granted, but get ready to run out of gas/break down/have flight problems

    What is your wish?
  • caldon4523
    caldon4523 Posts: 227 Member
    Granted, but now you don't have anymore wishes left.
    I wish she would find me interesting.
  • 32sami
    32sami Posts: 380 Member
    Wish granted, too bad she's gay

    I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and not have to exercise
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Wish granted, too bad she's gay

    I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and not have to exercise

    Granted. Now you are fat.

    I wish my house was clean.
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
    Granted... Unfortunately it is clean because the burglars came in and took every thing that wasnt nailed down... :/

    I wish my brownies came out a little bit better today...
  • dunnodunno
    dunnodunno Posts: 2,290 Member
    Granted... Unfortunately it is clean because the burglars came in and took every thing that wasnt nailed down... :/

    I wish my brownies came out a little bit better today...

    Wish granted but someone put Ex Lax in them

    I wish I could snap a finger & my arm flap would be gone.
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    I wish my brownies came out a little bit better today...
    GRANTED!
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    I wish I could snap a finger & my arm flap would be gone.

    GRANTED!
    You now have the ability to snap only ONE finger, and your arm now waves instead of flaps!


    I wish that all the ladies loved me!
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    I wish my brownies came out a little bit better today...
    GRANTED!
    brownie_jr.jpg
    I wish I could snap a finger & my arm flap would be gone.

    GRANTED!
    You now have the ability to snap only ONE finger, and your arm now waves instead of flaps!


    I wish that all the ladies loved me!

    granted... but DEATH BY SNU SNU!!!

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    i wish i was a pro triathlete
  • emmanap91
    emmanap91 Posts: 300 Member
    i wish i was a pro triathlete

    You win your first triathlon while your beloved wife is in the hospital giving birth to your first child. They both die due to complications while you accept your award.

    I wish I could eat whatever I want and not exercise, and still have a perfect body/health.
  • JTick
    JTick Posts: 2,131 Member
    i wish i was a pro triathlete

    You win your first triathlon while your beloved wife is in the hospital giving birth to your first child. They both die due to complications while you accept your award.

    I wish I could eat whatever I want and not exercise, and still have a perfect body/health.

    Granted, but you have an ugly personality so no one likes you anyway.

    I wish my body were injury free now and for always.
  • emmanap91
    emmanap91 Posts: 300 Member
    Granted, but you have an ugly personality so no one likes you anyway.

    I wish my body were injury free now and for always.


    [I already have an ugly personality, so no big loss for me there haha]

    You never receive an injury again, but you accidentally injure everyone you come in contact with - emotionally, physically, something - and it stays with them for the rest of their lives.
  • dunnodunno
    dunnodunno Posts: 2,290 Member
    i wish i was a pro triathlete

    You win your first triathlon while your beloved wife is in the hospital giving birth to your first child. They both die due to complications while you accept your award.

    I wish I could eat whatever I want and not exercise, and still have a perfect body/health.

    Granted, but you have an ugly personality so no one likes you anyway.

    I wish my body were injury free now and for always.

    Wish granted but you now live in a huge plastic bubble,

    I wish that I could live in Hawaii.
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    Granted! You find yourself in the gorgeous, warm waters of Hawaii. Unfortunately, you've been turned into a Humuhumunukunukuapuaa fish!



    I wish I were tougher than Bruce Lee!
  • segovm
    segovm Posts: 512 Member
    Granted, you can now beat up dead people.

    I wish I was able to have another wish.
  • 32sami
    32sami Posts: 380 Member
    Granted, oh, wish fairy is over worked and having a panic attack trying to keep up with all the wishes.

    I wish I had a money tree in the backyard
  • fr053n
    fr053n Posts: 2,793 Member
    Granted, but as soon as you try to collect bills from it, they turn to dust :(

    I wish I could eat unlimited amounts of chocolate and not gain weight :)
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Granted, but as soon as you try to collect bills from it, they turn to dust :(

    I wish I could eat unlimited amounts of chocolate and not gain weight :)

    Look at that zitty skin!

    I wish I was a prima ballerina.
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    childrens-music-boxes-bal948-ballerina-big.jpg

    Granted! Enjoy eternity in a jewelry box.


    I wish I could turn cauliflower into chocolate!
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Yeah. I got nothing. That's kind of an awesome wish.
  • AliceSwarthout
    AliceSwarthout Posts: 808 Member
    childrens-music-boxes-bal948-ballerina-big.jpg

    Granted! Enjoy eternity in a jewelry box.


    I wish I could turn cauliflower into chocolate!
    Wish granted. Enjoy your chocolate cheddar casserole. I wish I could have a nice boyfriend
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    childrens-music-boxes-bal948-ballerina-big.jpg

    Granted! Enjoy eternity in a jewelry box.


    I wish I could turn cauliflower into chocolate!
    Wish granted. Enjoy your chocolate cheddar casserole. I wish I could have a nice boyfriend

    Wish granted. He lives 4 states away and works 60+ hours a week so you never hear from him or see him.

    Wish I was as good with words as people seem to think I am.
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