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  • Sha1911
    Sha1911 Posts: 221 Member
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    Wish granted. After you have your first bite, it all drops on the floor.

    I wish my cat could talk english.
  • KameHameHaaa
    KameHameHaaa Posts: 244 Member
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    Wish granted, but now your cat tells all your friends/partners/family your secrets every time they come over to visit.

    I wish I could speak any language I wanted to without having to study >_<
  • 280tofit2014
    280tofit2014 Posts: 52
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    Wish granted but now you only understand Spanish

    I wish I was taller!
  • 280tofit2014
    280tofit2014 Posts: 52
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    Wish granted, but now your cat tells all your friends/partners/family your secrets every time they come over to visit.

    I wish I could speak any language I wanted to without having to study >_<

    You beat me to his wish! Haha.
  • Sha1911
    Sha1911 Posts: 221 Member
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    Wish granted! Now you are 8ft tall :P

    I wish I could eat as much as I wanted without getting fat!
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    Wish granted, but now your cat tells all your friends/partners/family your secrets every time they come over to visit.

    I wish I could speak any language I wanted to without having to study >_<

    Granted. Nobody listens to you anyway.
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
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    Wish granted. But, it's only happening, because your body's infested with tape worms.

    I wish I were married to Jensen Ackles.
  • kikityme
    kikityme Posts: 472 Member
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    Wish granted. But, it's only happening, because your body's infested with tape worms.

    I wish I were married to Jensen Ackles.

    Wish granted. And now you know why he's never done full frontal. :(

    I wish I had a sense of direction.
  • detox_pixie
    detox_pixie Posts: 166
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    Wish granted - you now have a sense of direction but can only make left turns.

    I wish for world peace.
  • KameHameHaaa
    KameHameHaaa Posts: 244 Member
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    Wish granted, but now the earth is being attacked by aliens and we're all out of practice.

    I wish I could dive into a pool of macaroni and cheese.
  • p8liwag
    p8liwag Posts: 919 Member
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    Granted now the pools is fill with rodents.
    I wish for peace
  • pope66682
    pope66682 Posts: 249 Member
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    Wish granted, you get a peace of cake.

    I wish I was rich
  • whitebalance
    whitebalance Posts: 1,655 Member
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    Wish granted, you get a peace of cake.

    I wish I was rich
    Granted. You are now a dark chocolate mousse.
    I wish my son would get up and wash the dishes he's left in the sink all week, because I refuse to clean up after his little romantic dinner for his gf.
  • Proph24
    Proph24 Posts: 195
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    ^^ i wish she would of wished for something
  • whitebalance
    whitebalance Posts: 1,655 Member
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    ^^ i wish she would of wished for something
    Granted! :bigsmile:
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
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    Whoops!

    I wish I could run instead of having to live in a wheelchair!
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    Whoops!

    I wish I could run instead of having to live in a wheelchair!

    You suffer from asthma.

    I was actually envying the two guys who switched from wheel chairs to recumbent bikes as they flew by me on the trail today.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    Wish granted, you get a peace of cake.

    I wish I was rich
    Granted. You are now a dark chocolate mousse.
    I wish my son would get up and wash the dishes he's left in the sink all week, because I refuse to clean up after his little romantic dinner for his gf.

    Granted. He breaks three plates and you can't find a spoon.

    I wish my kids would pick up their toys without arguing.
  • NotASoul
    NotASoul Posts: 25 Member
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    Granted. Now they never speak to each other.
    I wish I could have a day of eating anything without getting fat and with no food guilt!
  • feedmedonuts
    feedmedonuts Posts: 241 Member
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    Granted, but now you're tired of everyone telling you how much they hate you because you can eat anything without getting fat.

    I wish people would stop poaching endangered wildlife

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