Corrupt a Wish

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  • prettyfitchick
    prettyfitchick Posts: 502 Member
    Wish granted now your skinny with high blood pressure and diabetes

    I wish I had maid to clean this house
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Granted, but now you're tired of everyone telling you how much they hate you because you can eat anything without getting fat.

    I wish people would stop poaching endangered wildlife

    Granted. They now only hunt critical species and build strip malls in endangered habitats.

    I want a maid too.
  • whitebalance
    whitebalance Posts: 1,654 Member
    Wish granted now your skinny with high blood pressure and diabetes

    I wish I had maid to clean this house
    Granted, but now you're tired of everyone telling you how much they hate you because you can eat anything without getting fat.

    I wish people would stop poaching endangered wildlife

    Granted. They now only hunt critical species and build strip malls in endangered habitats.

    I want a maid too.
    Granted! likitisplit and prettyfitchick become each other's maids.
    I wish I could have a 4-day weekend starting now.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Granted. You have a fever.

    I wish I had a magic wand.
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    Wish granted, but the magic always backfires on the user.

    I wish I were a vampire.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Um. Granted. That sounds like it would suck.
  • whitebalance
    whitebalance Posts: 1,654 Member
    Wish granted, but the magic always backfires on the user.

    I wish I were a vampire.
    Granted. Too bad you're hemoglobin-intolerant.
    I wish my ice cream had been twice as big a serving, for the same calories.
  • LC458
    LC458 Posts: 300 Member
    Wish granted, but the magic always backfires on the user.

    I wish I were a vampire.
    Granted. Too bad you're hemoglobin-intolerant.
    I wish my ice cream had been twice as big a serving, for the same calories.
    Wish Granted but it will give you a laxative effect

    I wish I was done with school already
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Wish granted, but the magic always backfires on the user.

    I wish I were a vampire.
    Granted. Too bad you're hemoglobin-intolerant.
    I wish my ice cream had been twice as big a serving, for the same calories.
    Wish Granted but it will give you a laxative effect

    I wish I was done with school already

    Done. Now you will work a full time job for the rest of your life

    I wish all my laundry was folded.
  • rollng_thundr
    rollng_thundr Posts: 634 Member
    Wish granted, but the magic always backfires on the user.

    I wish I were a vampire.
    Granted. Too bad you're hemoglobin-intolerant.
    I wish my ice cream had been twice as big a serving, for the same calories.
    Wish Granted but it will give you a laxative effect

    I wish I was done with school already

    Done. Now you will work a full time job for the rest of your life

    I wish all my laundry was folded.

    Done, but it is still dirty.

    I wish that I could buy a new Camaro.
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
    Granted but the first time you take it out to really open it up a Diablo get's in the way. Because you were speeding the insurance company finds you at fault, refuses to pay and the owner of the diablo acquires your house, wife and dog in the following settlment.

    I wish I had got to the gym thirty minutes earlier so that I didn't have to cut my workout short. :/
  • cakebatter07
    cakebatter07 Posts: 814 Member

    I wish I had got to the gym thirty minutes earlier so that I didn't have to cut my workout short. :/

    Wish granted. When you rush to the gym 30 minutes earlier, you sprain your ankle and can't workout at all for two weeks.

    I wish I had the perfect body.
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
    Granted, but you are so unlikable even kittens wont climb up in your lap.

    I wish I had a lovely bunch of coconuts
  • fr053n
    fr053n Posts: 2,793 Member
    Wish granted, but because of jealousy (women) and feelings of inadequacy (men), everyone hates you.

    Wish granted, but they appear falling out of the sky and onto your head. Ouch!

    I wish my hair would grow faster
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
    Granted but it grows so quickly that even daily haircuts cannot keep it in check, eventually it grows so long and so thick that you resemble cousin IT

    I wish I still had enough hair on my head to wish it to grow quickly!
  • hotbikermama40
    hotbikermama40 Posts: 10
    Wish granted, now you're looking to shave your legs and your face tice a day. :noway:

    I wish I could bare my midriff on July 25th at the Jason Aldean concert with PRIDE!
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Wish granted, now you're looking to shave your legs and your face tice a day. :noway:

    I wish I could bare my midriff on July 25th at the Jason Aldean concert with PRIDE!

    Granted. That's on you.
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    Wish granted, now you're looking to shave your legs and your face tice a day. :noway:

    I wish I could bare my midriff on July 25th at the Jason Aldean concert with PRIDE!

    Wish granted, but you'll end up with a stalker that's infatuated with you from the concert.

    I wish to find the cure for the common cold.
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
    Granted, but the major and garunteed side effect are lifetime cold sores that are always present.

    I wish that the alignment on my truck would magically fix itself so I don't need to bring it in to a shop.
  • stuart160
    stuart160 Posts: 1,628 Member
    Done but you got 4 flats from driving so much....

    I wish that I could sing in front of 100,000 people
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
    Done but you got 4 flats from driving so much....

    I wish that I could sing in front of 100,000 people

    I've actually had that happen before. Contrary to the movies when you drive off a 6 foot embankment onto something hard.. the valve stems tend to all blow out.

    Granted but your voice cracked so badly they began to drop dead from the terrible nature of your song.

    I wish my damned apple tree would stop falling over and take root before I end up having to buy a new one.
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    Wish granted. The tree will be infested with web worms.

    I wish my lawn was mowed with a snap of my fingers.
  • Meerataila
    Meerataila Posts: 1,885 Member
    Wish granted. The tree will be infested with web worms.

    I wish my lawn was mowed with a snap of my fingers.

    Wish granted. But they snap like dry twigs in a high wind.

    I wish to never grow hair on any body part below my eyebrows ever again.
  • OhhNiff
    OhhNiff Posts: 1,397 Member
    Granted, but all the hair that would have grown elsewhere just covers your forehead instead.

    I wish I was a little bit taller; I wish I was baller: I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.
  • stobin68
    stobin68 Posts: 17 Member
    Wish granted. Unfortunately, she's a notorious screener and doesn't pick up.

    I wish i had more ambition.
  • Meerataila
    Meerataila Posts: 1,885 Member
    Wish granted. Unfortunately, she's a notorious screener and doesn't pick up.

    I wish i had more ambition.

    Granted! You will be the best sewage treatment plant worker ever born!

    I wish I had something better to do on Saturday night than reply on MFP's Chit Chat forum.
  • OhhNiff
    OhhNiff Posts: 1,397 Member
    Granted, but then you spend every day after on these forums.

    I wish money grew on trees.
  • stobin68
    stobin68 Posts: 17 Member
    Wish granted. Ouch, you just got crushed by a falling money tree.

    I wish someone would bring me a drink.
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    Granted until I tripped and spilled it in your lap

    I wish I had a new motor home to travel in
  • stuart160
    stuart160 Posts: 1,628 Member
    Granted but it cost so much that you can't afford gas to put in it , so it's stuck in your driveway.

    I wish I were in Glasgow for Christmas
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