Corrupt a Wish

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  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
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    Granted but you have a terrible nightmare of running and running and running with no break in sight, for no other reason than your trying to get somewhere but because you are on a treadmill you're never actually going anywhere.

    I wish I had a magic pizza with 0 calories and all the cheesy glory.
  • OhhNiff
    OhhNiff Posts: 1,397 Member
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    Granted, but it causes you intestinal distress.

    I wish I had what I can't have because it's wrong to have it, as well as want it.
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
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    Granted but then you realize that what you now have is not worth having because what you had before you had this wrong thing was worth more than the wanting. (That was confusing!)

    I wish that I no longer needed sleep to survive or remain aware.
  • OhhNiff
    OhhNiff Posts: 1,397 Member
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    Granted, but you end up aging horribly.

    I wish I had something to eat right now.
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
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    Granted but it's Lutefisk, Haggis and blood pudding.

    I wish that I could leap tall buildings with a single bound
  • OhhNiff
    OhhNiff Posts: 1,397 Member
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    Granted, but you end up breaking every bone in your body when you land.

    I wish I had a new car.
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
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    Granted but the car company suffers an internal collapse and shortly afterwards your warrenty becomes useless right as your engine and transmission simultaneously blow.

    I wish I had a nice cold cherry coke zero.
  • OhhNiff
    OhhNiff Posts: 1,397 Member
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    Granted, but it's in a can and someone (not me) shook it up before handing it to you.

    I wish I wasn't at work.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    Granted, but it's in a can and someone (not me) shook it up before handing it to you.

    I wish I wasn't at work.

    Granted. You are at the doctor's office and he looks serious.

    I wish I had a spa day.
  • sw33tp3a11
    sw33tp3a11 Posts: 4,646 Member
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    Wish granted, now they are asking you if you want to add a "happy ending"

    I wish I have enough money to go on a 1 month vacation without kids
  • _DomiNate_
    _DomiNate_ Posts: 25
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    Wish granted, now they are asking you if you want to add a "happy ending"

    I wish I have enough money to go on a 1 month vacation without kids

    Wish granted, but you end up on a deserted island for 20 years and are finally rescued and come back to your kids being adults.

    I wish I could fly
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,678 Member
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    Wish granted, now they are asking you if you want to add a "happy ending"

    I wish I have enough money to go on a 1 month vacation without kids

    Wish granted, but you end up on a deserted island for 20 years and are finally rescued and come back to your kids being adults.

    I wish I could fly

    Granted. But you can never land

    I wish I could finish something.
  • fr053n
    fr053n Posts: 2,793 Member
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    Granted, the first thing you finish is your life. You're dead.

    I wish I didn't need to wear my retainers to keep my teeth straight.
  • sw33tp3a11
    sw33tp3a11 Posts: 4,646 Member
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    Wish granted but eventually your teeth will start looking like Mister Ed's

    I wish I knew how to swim in the deep end
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
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    Granted... But your teeth always hurt whenever you chew anything...

    EDIT: Way to sneak in there sweet :P haha... Granted... But the only swimming you can do is the doggie paddle... :)

    I wish I was horseback riding on a beach...
  • SwedishSarah
    SwedishSarah Posts: 4,350 Member
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    Granted, but then you drowned in the shallow end. @ sw33tp3a

    I wish I was taller.
  • sw33tp3a11
    sw33tp3a11 Posts: 4,646 Member
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    Granted, now you have become the tallest woman EVER and you can't wear cute clothes anymore..

    I wish I had a maid
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
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    Granted... But she steals from you, is horrible at cleaning and your always finding her in bed with your lover... :-/

    I wish I had more time in every day...
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    Granted... But she steals from you, is horrible at cleaning and your always finding her in bed with your lover... :-/

    I wish I had more time in every day...

    Wish granted. You are now in prison for life.

    I wish I could make the perfect cup if coffee.
  • sw33tp3a11
    sw33tp3a11 Posts: 4,646 Member
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    Granted, just add an extra tablespoon of ground coffee per cup to your pot but now every time you go to someones house you demand they add an extra tbsp per cup and they will give you the stink eye and never invite you for coffee again

    I wish I had breakfast in bed

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