Corrupt a Wish

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  • KameHameHaaa
    KameHameHaaa Posts: 244 Member
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    Wish granted, you're Kanye West (didn't specify what kinda genius... could be a "lyrical genius" :laugh: )

    I wish I could move back to Japan.
  • softncudly
    softncudly Posts: 722 Member
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    Wish granted, you're Kanye West (didn't specify what kinda genius... could be a "lyrical genius" :laugh: )

    I wish I could move back to Japan.

    Granted. As soon as you got there a tsumami destroyed your home.
    I wish I was shorter.
  • OUCHilly1
    OUCHilly1 Posts: 44 Member
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    Wish granted, but your neighbor posted it on Facebook and it went viral. Now you have the every charity, homeless person, and every other supposed "down on my luck" person lined up at your front door asking for handouts... not to mention all the new relatives you have seemed to acquire. I wish my neighbors dog would stop its incessant BARKING!
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
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    Granted... Your now 2'8" and everyone walks around not even seeing you... :(

    I wish I was on a tropical beach sipping cocktails right now...
  • OUCHilly1
    OUCHilly1 Posts: 44 Member
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    Wish granted, but your neighbor posted it on Facebook and it went viral. Now you have the every charity, homeless person, and every other supposed "down on my luck" person lined up at your front door asking for handouts... not to mention all the new relatives you have seemed to acquire. I wish my neighbors dog would stop its incessant BARKING!:explode:
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
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    Granted... Your now 2'8" and everyone walks around not even seeing you... :(

    I wish I was on a tropical beach sipping cocktails right now...

    Wish granted but then you wake up to find it was all a dream and what you thought was knocked over cocktail was really you peeing yourself in your sleep.

    I wish someone would bring me Starbucks!
  • snarlingcoyote
    snarlingcoyote Posts: 399 Member
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    Done, but whoops! I forgot it in my car last week. . .

    I wish it was cool enough to go jogging without lugging water around.
  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
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    Granted... Your now 2'8" and everyone walks around not even seeing you... :(

    I wish I was on a tropical beach sipping cocktails right now...

    Wish granted but then you wake up to find it was all a dream and what you thought was knocked over cocktail was really you peeing yourself in your sleep.

    I wish someone would bring me Starbucks!

    Granted - but horse manure was mistakenly used instead of coffee beans

    I wish I could commit to my fitness goals better.
  • str8bowbabe
    str8bowbabe Posts: 712 Member
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    Done, but whoops! I forgot it in my car last week. . .

    I wish it was cool enough to go jogging without lugging water around.

    Granted! So now its cool enough you are lugging ice instead.

    I wish it was 1 oclock already!
  • SuperTiredMom
    SuperTiredMom Posts: 172 Member
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    Wish granted, but your neighbor posted it on Facebook and it went viral. Now you have the every charity, homeless person, and every other supposed "down on my luck" person lined up at your front door asking for handouts... not to mention all the new relatives you have seemed to acquire. I wish my neighbors dog would stop its incessant BARKING!:explode:

    Granted, now there is overpoweringly bad smell coming from their house.

    I wish I burned more calories during workouts without having to try so hard.
  • SuperTiredMom
    SuperTiredMom Posts: 172 Member
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    Done, but whoops! I forgot it in my car last week. . .

    I wish it was cool enough to go jogging without lugging water around.

    Granted! So now its cool enough you are lugging ice instead.

    I wish it was 1 oclock already!

    Granted, it's now 1 o clock... AM... Next Monday.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    Wish granted, but your neighbor posted it on Facebook and it went viral. Now you have the every charity, homeless person, and every other supposed "down on my luck" person lined up at your front door asking for handouts... not to mention all the new relatives you have seemed to acquire. I wish my neighbors dog would stop its incessant BARKING!:explode:

    Granted, now there is overpoweringly bad smell coming from their house.

    I wish I burned more calories during workouts without having to try so hard.

    You are now 300 pounds.

    I wish I could live closer to work.
  • str8bowbabe
    str8bowbabe Posts: 712 Member
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    Wish granted, but your neighbor posted it on Facebook and it went viral. Now you have the every charity, homeless person, and every other supposed "down on my luck" person lined up at your front door asking for handouts... not to mention all the new relatives you have seemed to acquire. I wish my neighbors dog would stop its incessant BARKING!:explode:

    Granted, now there is overpoweringly bad smell coming from their house.

    I wish I burned more calories during workouts without having to try so hard.

    You are now 300 pounds.

    I wish I could live closer to work.

    Wish granted...you are now living on a cot in the back room.

    I wish I was taller.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    Wish granted, but your neighbor posted it on Facebook and it went viral. Now you have the every charity, homeless person, and every other supposed "down on my luck" person lined up at your front door asking for handouts... not to mention all the new relatives you have seemed to acquire. I wish my neighbors dog would stop its incessant BARKING!:explode:

    Granted, now there is overpoweringly bad smell coming from their house.

    I wish I burned more calories during workouts without having to try so hard.

    You are now 300 pounds.

    I wish I could live closer to work.

    Wish granted...you are now living on a cot in the back room.

    I wish I was taller.

    Granted. You now bump your head against every door frame you walk through and your feet hang off the edge of the bed.

    I wish I had a personal secretary.
  • decblessings
    decblessings Posts: 113 Member
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    Granted, but now you bump your head on the top of door frames when entering a room.

    I wish I could run faster and further without feeling like I'm going to die.
  • decblessings
    decblessings Posts: 113 Member
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    Wish granted, but your neighbor posted it on Facebook and it went viral. Now you have the every charity, homeless person, and every other supposed "down on my luck" person lined up at your front door asking for handouts... not to mention all the new relatives you have seemed to acquire. I wish my neighbors dog would stop its incessant BARKING!:explode:

    Granted, now there is overpoweringly bad smell coming from their house.

    I wish I burned more calories during workouts without having to try so hard.

    You are now 300 pounds.

    I wish I could live closer to work.

    Wish granted...you are now living on a cot in the back room.

    I wish I was taller.

    Granted. You now bump your head against every door frame you walk through and your feet hang off the edge of the bed.

    I wish I had a personal secretary.

    We corrupted the last wish in the same way at the same time. :)

    Granted, but she's sleeping with your significant other.

    I still wish I was a better runner.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    Wish granted, but your neighbor posted it on Facebook and it went viral. Now you have the every charity, homeless person, and every other supposed "down on my luck" person lined up at your front door asking for handouts... not to mention all the new relatives you have seemed to acquire. I wish my neighbors dog would stop its incessant BARKING!:explode:

    Granted, now there is overpoweringly bad smell coming from their house.

    I wish I burned more calories during workouts without having to try so hard.

    You are now 300 pounds.

    I wish I could live closer to work.

    Wish granted...you are now living on a cot in the back room.

    I wish I was taller.

    Granted. You now bump your head against every door frame you walk through and your feet hang off the edge of the bed.

    I wish I had a personal secretary.

    We corrupted the last wish in the same way at the same time. :)

    Granted, but she's sleeping with your significant other.

    I still wish I was a better runner.

    Granted. You are. You STILL wish you were a better runner.
  • softncudly
    softncudly Posts: 722 Member
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    I wish this thread would never end. (Haha...:laugh: )
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
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    Granted but your account has been de-activated. :(

    I wish it were sunday so my work week would be over. :/
  • OhhNiff
    OhhNiff Posts: 1,397 Member
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    Granted, but then you end up losing your job because you missed work when you transported to the future.

    I wish I could fall asleep now.

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