Corrupt a Wish

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  • paigers1113
    paigers1113 Posts: 1 Member
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    Granted, but so did 300 other people.

    I wish I could afford a house.
  • AliceSwarthout
    AliceSwarthout Posts: 808 Member
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    Granted. but only a condemned house.
    I wish I had a date with a handsome fellow tonight
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
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    Granted. but only a condemned house.
    I wish I had a date with a handsome fellow tonight
    Granted... but he has AIDS
    I wish I had a 2014 porche GT2
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
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    Granted. But he bursts in tears and confesses he's in love with his best male friend...

    I wish I'd live in the UK

    Granted... but you are now homeless and jobless
    I wish I had my own private island
  • Just_Ceci
    Just_Ceci Posts: 5,926 Member
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    Granted... but you are now homeless and jobless
    I wish I had my own private island

    Granted... but you are stranded there with no hope of rescue.

    I wish I didn't have to work today.
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
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    Granted... but you are stranded there with no hope of rescue.

    I wish I didn't have to work today.
    Granted... you got hurt on the job
    I wish I had $6 million in my retirement fund
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    @davis Granted, but it's all melted and you can't get it out of the wrapper

    @likitisplit granted, but it takes all of your time to keep up appearances, so you ruin several friendships.
    I wish I had more motivation

    Granted... but now you have motivation to do the wrong things
    I wish I won the power ball

    I would totally lick the darn plastic! Lol!

    Granted, but so did 2 million other people, so you only get a few dollars.

    I wish I was independently wealthy.

    Granted. Now you are EXTREMELY popular.

    I wish I could be the first woman at my next 10k.
  • softncudly
    softncudly Posts: 722 Member
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    Granted... but you are stranded there with no hope of rescue.

    I wish I didn't have to work today.
    Granted... you got hurt on the job
    I wish I had $6 million in my retirement fund

    Wish granted, but you died before you could cash in.
    I wish I could travel to Paris, France.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    Granted. but only a condemned house.
    I wish I had a date with a handsome fellow tonight
    Granted... but he has AIDS
    I wish I had a 2014 porche GT2

    Granted. It will be repo'd in three months.
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
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    Granted... but you are stranded there with no hope of rescue.

    I wish I didn't have to work today.
    Granted... you got hurt on the job
    I wish I had $6 million in my retirement fund

    Wish granted, but you died before you could cash in.
    I wish I could travel to Paris, France.

    Granted... but your plane crashed on landing killing everyone in it
    I wish I owned a medieval castle
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    Granted... but you are stranded there with no hope of rescue.

    I wish I didn't have to work today.
    Granted... you got hurt on the job
    I wish I had $6 million in my retirement fund

    Wish granted, but you died before you could cash in.
    I wish I could travel to Paris, France.

    Granted... but your plane crashed on landing killing everyone in it
    I wish I owned a medieval castle

    You do. In Italy. Where you can't get through the red tape to add power or plumbing.

    I wish it would cool off.
  • skippygirlsmom
    skippygirlsmom Posts: 4,433 Member
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    :glasses:
  • skippygirlsmom
    skippygirlsmom Posts: 4,433 Member
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    You do. In Italy. Where you can't get through the red tape to add power or plumbing.

    I wish it would cool off.

    granted - now it's freezing

    stilling wishing to be at the beach
  • AsaThorsWoman
    AsaThorsWoman Posts: 2,303 Member
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    You do. In Italy. Where you can't get through the red tape to add power or plumbing.

    I wish it would cool off.

    granted - now it's freezing

    stilling wishing to be at the beach

    You're at the beach, but you got in the water and bit by jelly fish and had to piss yourself in front of everyone.

    I wish my love and I didn't fight.
  • sweetcurlz67
    sweetcurlz67 Posts: 1,168 Member
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    stilling wishing to be at the beach

    wish granted... now a Tsunami has washed ashore and you are running furiously to find safe ground...

    wish my love and I didn't fight

    wish granted. you filed for divorce.

    I wish my house was repaired.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    stilling wishing to be at the beach

    wish granted... now a Tsunami has washed ashore and you are running furiously to find safe ground...

    I wish my house was repaired.

    Granted. Your kid just called. He totalled the car.

    I wish I had an hourglass figure.
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
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    Granted, you're Jessica Rabbit.

    I wish my old Camaro was new again!
  • softncudly
    softncudly Posts: 722 Member
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    Granted, you're Jessica Rabbit.

    I wish my old Camaro was new again!

    Granted. It was stolen. I wish I had a superpower.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    Granted, you're Jessica Rabbit.

    I wish my old Camaro was new again!

    Granted. It was stolen. I wish I had a superpower.

    Yay for deadly farts.

    I wish I was a genius.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    Also, I think I could be down with being Jessica Rabbit.

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