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Corrupt a Wish

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  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    Granted but then you were so hot your skin started melting away until there was nothing left

    I wish I had my own private entourage to follow me around all day and do as I command
  • Building_Bulk
    Building_Bulk Posts: 20,596 Member
    Granted, you are now Willie Wonka and the Oompa Loompa's are at your beckon call.

    I wish I would win the PowerBall lottery
  • softncudly
    softncudly Posts: 722 Member
    Granted, you are now Willie Wonka and the Oompa Loompa's are at your beckon call.

    I wish I would win the PowerBall lottery

    Granted. Now you got the tax collectors on your back and "family" that you never knew you had wanting a piece of the pie. I wish I was 21 again.
  • stobin68
    stobin68 Posts: 17 Member
    your wish is granted. your IQ is 21. you meant IQ right? wait, why are you just lying there drooling? oops.

    i wish I could revisit my past.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    your wish is granted. your IQ is 21. you meant IQ right? wait, why are you just lying there drooling? oops.

    i wish I could revisit my past.

    Granted. Yes. You were that immature and self-centered

    I wish the kids were old enough to bathe themselves.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    GRanted. But they're also old enough to sneak out at night and get into all sorts of trouble.


    I wish I had more energy.
  • fatcity66
    fatcity66 Posts: 1,544 Member
    Granted, it's with your cat

    I wish I had an identical twin who could take my exams for me

    Aww, I do love my kitties. :)
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
    GRanted. But they're also old enough to sneak out at night and get into all sorts of trouble.


    I wish I had more energy.

    Granted... It is expended on doing household chores though... :(

    I wish I had something tasty to eat right now...
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    Granted, but it's human remains.

    I wish I had the money to live in Beverly Hills.
  • OhhNiff
    OhhNiff Posts: 1,397 Member
    Granted, but you're in the slums next to a bunch of wannabes.

    I wish my work would complete itself.
  • Just_Ceci
    Just_Ceci Posts: 5,926 Member
    Granted, but you're in the slums next to a bunch of wannabes.

    I wish my work would complete itself.

    Granted, but since you aren't needed anymore, you are now unemployed.

    I wish my family lived closer.
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
    Granted... Now there are 12 of you living in a 3 room house with no working shower...

    I wish I had someone cooking me breakfast right now...
  • SwedishSarah
    SwedishSarah Posts: 4,350 Member
    She did, and it's all the foods that you hate.

    I wish I was at the beach right now.
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    Too bad the beach is ridden with crabs, jersey shore cast tryouts, the 03 levels are abnormally high and the water is filled with manowars.

    I wish I had some hooters in my face. (wings or otherwise lol)
  • lewoldt
    lewoldt Posts: 630 Member
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  • Thatbigaussieguy
    Thatbigaussieguy Posts: 132 Member
    She did, and it's all the foods that you hate.

    I wish I was at the beach right now.

    On a nudist beach where an 80's plus Men's Volleyball player reunion is being held!

    I wish I had more beer in my fridge...
  • jamesryanfletcher
    jamesryanfletcher Posts: 128 Member
    Your fridge isn't staying cold.

    I wish I owned my home.
  • JustSomeEm
    JustSomeEm Posts: 20,303 MFP Moderator
    Wish granted, but your home has been condemned.

    I wish I was already off for the day.
  • jennyfromtheblocko
    jennyfromtheblocko Posts: 79
    Granted - You boss told you to take the rest of the day off! But you're fired...

    I wish I had a job that paid twice what I make now!
  • Sha1911
    Sha1911 Posts: 221 Member
    Granted, you now get payed to bathe pigs all day.

    I wish I could go back in time and re-live my life with my current knowledge & experience.
  • tarynb1992
    tarynb1992 Posts: 4
    Wish granted: But you will destroy the current future from killing a butterfly and will live your life over during Prehistoric times where the dinosaurs roamed.

    I wish I was thin in my current state of health.
  • softncudly
    softncudly Posts: 722 Member
    Wish granted: But you will destroy the current future from killing a butterfly and will live your life over during Prehistoric times where the dinosaurs roamed.

    I wish I was thin in my current state of health.

    Granted, but your still not satisfied with your appearance. I wish I lived on a tropical island.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Wish granted: But you will destroy the current future from killing a butterfly and will live your life over during Prehistoric times where the dinosaurs roamed.

    I wish I was thin in my current state of health.

    Granted, but your still not satisfied with your appearance. I wish I lived on a tropical island.

    Yay for hurricanes!

    I wish my hair had the beautiful color it did when I was 18.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Granted, but you're in the slums next to a bunch of wannabes.

    I wish my work would complete itself.

    All of your projects have been cancelled. Now you are sitting around wondering if you are going to be let go soon.
  • Praying_Mantis
    Praying_Mantis Posts: 239 Member

    Yay for hurricanes!

    I wish my hair had the beautiful color it did when I was 18.


    Granted, but now the curtains don't match the carpet.

    I wish I knew what to fix for dinner tonight.
  • KameHameHaaa
    KameHameHaaa Posts: 244 Member
    Granted, but you decided to try something new and found out the hard way you have an extreme food allergy.

    I wish my back would stop hurting!
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Granted, but you decided to try something new and found out the hard way you have an extreme food allergy.

    I wish my back would stop hurting!

    (I hear ya on that one)
    Okay, enjoy your numb spine and useless limbs.

    I wish chocolate were a "free" food in terms of dieting!
  • meddy78
    meddy78 Posts: 59 Member
    All chocolate is now made with olestra. Eat as much as you like.

    I wish i had One Million Dollars!
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    All chocolate is now made with olestra. Eat as much as you like.

    What's the curse?

    I wish i had One Million Dollars!

    Great! Prepare to be robbed in your sleep.

    I wish to workout as long and hard as possible w/out fear of injury.
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