Corrupt a Wish

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  • prettyfitchick
    prettyfitchick Posts: 502 Member
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    Wish granted now your skinny with high blood pressure and diabetes

    I wish I had maid to clean this house
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    Granted, but now you're tired of everyone telling you how much they hate you because you can eat anything without getting fat.

    I wish people would stop poaching endangered wildlife

    Granted. They now only hunt critical species and build strip malls in endangered habitats.

    I want a maid too.
  • whitebalance
    whitebalance Posts: 1,655 Member
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    Wish granted now your skinny with high blood pressure and diabetes

    I wish I had maid to clean this house
    Granted, but now you're tired of everyone telling you how much they hate you because you can eat anything without getting fat.

    I wish people would stop poaching endangered wildlife

    Granted. They now only hunt critical species and build strip malls in endangered habitats.

    I want a maid too.
    Granted! likitisplit and prettyfitchick become each other's maids.
    I wish I could have a 4-day weekend starting now.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    Granted. You have a fever.

    I wish I had a magic wand.
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
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    Wish granted, but the magic always backfires on the user.

    I wish I were a vampire.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    Um. Granted. That sounds like it would suck.
  • whitebalance
    whitebalance Posts: 1,655 Member
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    Wish granted, but the magic always backfires on the user.

    I wish I were a vampire.
    Granted. Too bad you're hemoglobin-intolerant.
    I wish my ice cream had been twice as big a serving, for the same calories.
  • LC458
    LC458 Posts: 300 Member
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    Wish granted, but the magic always backfires on the user.

    I wish I were a vampire.
    Granted. Too bad you're hemoglobin-intolerant.
    I wish my ice cream had been twice as big a serving, for the same calories.
    Wish Granted but it will give you a laxative effect

    I wish I was done with school already
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    Wish granted, but the magic always backfires on the user.

    I wish I were a vampire.
    Granted. Too bad you're hemoglobin-intolerant.
    I wish my ice cream had been twice as big a serving, for the same calories.
    Wish Granted but it will give you a laxative effect

    I wish I was done with school already

    Done. Now you will work a full time job for the rest of your life

    I wish all my laundry was folded.
  • rollng_thundr
    rollng_thundr Posts: 634 Member
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    Wish granted, but the magic always backfires on the user.

    I wish I were a vampire.
    Granted. Too bad you're hemoglobin-intolerant.
    I wish my ice cream had been twice as big a serving, for the same calories.
    Wish Granted but it will give you a laxative effect

    I wish I was done with school already

    Done. Now you will work a full time job for the rest of your life

    I wish all my laundry was folded.

    Done, but it is still dirty.

    I wish that I could buy a new Camaro.
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
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    Granted but the first time you take it out to really open it up a Diablo get's in the way. Because you were speeding the insurance company finds you at fault, refuses to pay and the owner of the diablo acquires your house, wife and dog in the following settlment.

    I wish I had got to the gym thirty minutes earlier so that I didn't have to cut my workout short. :/
  • cakebatter07
    cakebatter07 Posts: 814 Member
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    I wish I had got to the gym thirty minutes earlier so that I didn't have to cut my workout short. :/

    Wish granted. When you rush to the gym 30 minutes earlier, you sprain your ankle and can't workout at all for two weeks.

    I wish I had the perfect body.
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
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    Granted, but you are so unlikable even kittens wont climb up in your lap.

    I wish I had a lovely bunch of coconuts
  • fr053n
    fr053n Posts: 2,793 Member
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    Wish granted, but because of jealousy (women) and feelings of inadequacy (men), everyone hates you.

    Wish granted, but they appear falling out of the sky and onto your head. Ouch!

    I wish my hair would grow faster
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
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    Granted but it grows so quickly that even daily haircuts cannot keep it in check, eventually it grows so long and so thick that you resemble cousin IT

    I wish I still had enough hair on my head to wish it to grow quickly!
  • hotbikermama40
    hotbikermama40 Posts: 10
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    Wish granted, now you're looking to shave your legs and your face tice a day. :noway:

    I wish I could bare my midriff on July 25th at the Jason Aldean concert with PRIDE!
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    Wish granted, now you're looking to shave your legs and your face tice a day. :noway:

    I wish I could bare my midriff on July 25th at the Jason Aldean concert with PRIDE!

    Granted. That's on you.
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
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    Wish granted, now you're looking to shave your legs and your face tice a day. :noway:

    I wish I could bare my midriff on July 25th at the Jason Aldean concert with PRIDE!

    Wish granted, but you'll end up with a stalker that's infatuated with you from the concert.

    I wish to find the cure for the common cold.
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
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    Granted, but the major and garunteed side effect are lifetime cold sores that are always present.

    I wish that the alignment on my truck would magically fix itself so I don't need to bring it in to a shop.
  • stuart160
    stuart160 Posts: 1,628 Member
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    Done but you got 4 flats from driving so much....

    I wish that I could sing in front of 100,000 people

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