Corrupt a Wish
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Granted but then you were so hot your skin started melting away until there was nothing left
I wish I had my own private entourage to follow me around all day and do as I command0 -
Granted, you are now Willie Wonka and the Oompa Loompa's are at your beckon call.
I wish I would win the PowerBall lottery0 -
Granted, you are now Willie Wonka and the Oompa Loompa's are at your beckon call.
I wish I would win the PowerBall lottery
Granted. Now you got the tax collectors on your back and "family" that you never knew you had wanting a piece of the pie. I wish I was 21 again.0 -
your wish is granted. your IQ is 21. you meant IQ right? wait, why are you just lying there drooling? oops.
i wish I could revisit my past.0 -
your wish is granted. your IQ is 21. you meant IQ right? wait, why are you just lying there drooling? oops.
i wish I could revisit my past.
Granted. Yes. You were that immature and self-centered
I wish the kids were old enough to bathe themselves.0 -
GRanted. But they're also old enough to sneak out at night and get into all sorts of trouble.
I wish I had more energy.0 -
Granted, it's with your cat
I wish I had an identical twin who could take my exams for me
Aww, I do love my kitties.0 -
GRanted. But they're also old enough to sneak out at night and get into all sorts of trouble.
I wish I had more energy.
Granted... It is expended on doing household chores though...
I wish I had something tasty to eat right now...0 -
Granted, but it's human remains.
I wish I had the money to live in Beverly Hills.0 -
Granted, but you're in the slums next to a bunch of wannabes.
I wish my work would complete itself.0 -
Granted, but you're in the slums next to a bunch of wannabes.
I wish my work would complete itself.
Granted, but since you aren't needed anymore, you are now unemployed.
I wish my family lived closer.0 -
Granted... Now there are 12 of you living in a 3 room house with no working shower...
I wish I had someone cooking me breakfast right now...0 -
She did, and it's all the foods that you hate.
I wish I was at the beach right now.0 -
Too bad the beach is ridden with crabs, jersey shore cast tryouts, the 03 levels are abnormally high and the water is filled with manowars.
I wish I had some hooters in my face. (wings or otherwise lol)0 -
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She did, and it's all the foods that you hate.
I wish I was at the beach right now.
On a nudist beach where an 80's plus Men's Volleyball player reunion is being held!
I wish I had more beer in my fridge...0 -
Your fridge isn't staying cold.
I wish I owned my home.0 -
Wish granted, but your home has been condemned.
I wish I was already off for the day.0 -
Granted - You boss told you to take the rest of the day off! But you're fired...
I wish I had a job that paid twice what I make now!0 -
Granted, you now get payed to bathe pigs all day.
I wish I could go back in time and re-live my life with my current knowledge & experience.0
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