Corrupt a Wish

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  • tarynb1992
    tarynb1992 Posts: 4
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    Wish granted: But you will destroy the current future from killing a butterfly and will live your life over during Prehistoric times where the dinosaurs roamed.

    I wish I was thin in my current state of health.
  • softncudly
    softncudly Posts: 722 Member
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    Wish granted: But you will destroy the current future from killing a butterfly and will live your life over during Prehistoric times where the dinosaurs roamed.

    I wish I was thin in my current state of health.

    Granted, but your still not satisfied with your appearance. I wish I lived on a tropical island.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    Wish granted: But you will destroy the current future from killing a butterfly and will live your life over during Prehistoric times where the dinosaurs roamed.

    I wish I was thin in my current state of health.

    Granted, but your still not satisfied with your appearance. I wish I lived on a tropical island.

    Yay for hurricanes!

    I wish my hair had the beautiful color it did when I was 18.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    Granted, but you're in the slums next to a bunch of wannabes.

    I wish my work would complete itself.

    All of your projects have been cancelled. Now you are sitting around wondering if you are going to be let go soon.
  • Praying_Mantis
    Praying_Mantis Posts: 239 Member
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    Yay for hurricanes!

    I wish my hair had the beautiful color it did when I was 18.


    Granted, but now the curtains don't match the carpet.

    I wish I knew what to fix for dinner tonight.
  • KameHameHaaa
    KameHameHaaa Posts: 244 Member
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    Granted, but you decided to try something new and found out the hard way you have an extreme food allergy.

    I wish my back would stop hurting!
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
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    Granted, but you decided to try something new and found out the hard way you have an extreme food allergy.

    I wish my back would stop hurting!

    (I hear ya on that one)
    Okay, enjoy your numb spine and useless limbs.

    I wish chocolate were a "free" food in terms of dieting!
  • meddy78
    meddy78 Posts: 59 Member
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    All chocolate is now made with olestra. Eat as much as you like.

    I wish i had One Million Dollars!
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
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    All chocolate is now made with olestra. Eat as much as you like.

    What's the curse?

    I wish i had One Million Dollars!

    Great! Prepare to be robbed in your sleep.

    I wish to workout as long and hard as possible w/out fear of injury.
  • fr053n
    fr053n Posts: 2,793 Member
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    Granted, you only need 1 hour of sleep, but you are now bored trying to fill the 23 hours you are awake

    I wish I had my cats here with me
  • lewoldt
    lewoldt Posts: 630 Member
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    granted , but you're allergic now

    I wish I was home. Drink in hand
  • RebelliousRibbons
    RebelliousRibbons Posts: 391 Member
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    Granted, but it's laced with rufies, and your house is on fire.


    I wish I weren't bored right now.
  • ItsABreeThing
    ItsABreeThing Posts: 17 Member
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    Granted, but you end up wasting mindless hours on the internet, spiraling into an addiction of youtube, cat memes and tumblr feeds, eventually ignoring your friends and family after months of isolation.

    I wish I could go to a Flume concert with my boyfriend );
  • jamesryanfletcher
    jamesryanfletcher Posts: 128 Member
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    Granted, but it's an outdoor gig and washed out.

    I wish I was back at university.
  • softncudly
    softncudly Posts: 722 Member
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    Granted, but it's an outdoor gig and washed out.

    I wish I was back at university.

    Granted. Your tuition keeps increasing steadily. (Reality...)
    I wish I could drink all the coffee I want without getting the jitters.
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
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    Granted, now you have uncontrollable diarrhea

    I wish I was on vacation
  • jennyfromtheblocko
    jennyfromtheblocko Posts: 79
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    Granted, now you have uncontrollable diarrhea

    I wish I was on vacation

    Granted! But you got amnesia on the way and can't remember where home is.

    I wish I wasn't so socially awkward because I have to go to a social 'thing' tonight!
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
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    Granted... But now your the social butterfly and dont get home till 3am...

    I wish I could still run...
  • meddy78
    meddy78 Posts: 59 Member
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    All chocolate is now made with olestra. Eat as much as you like.

    What's the curse?

    I wish i had One Million Dollars!

    Great! Prepare to be robbed in your sleep.

    I wish to workout as long and hard as possible w/out fear of injury.

    I'm pretty sure olestra does a number on your GI system...if you're cool with "loose, oily stools" then I guess there is no curse. I would consider that a deterrent to my ever enjoying chocolate again. But, I guess that's me.

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