Corrupt a Wish

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  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
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    Granted but all of his food is terrible...

    I wish I had enough time and money to do all the things I want to do...
  • runningagainstmyself
    runningagainstmyself Posts: 616 Member
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    Granted... but you are stranded there with no hope of rescue.

    I wish I didn't have to work today.
    Granted... you got hurt on the job
    I wish I had $6 million in my retirement fund

    Wish granted, but you died before you could cash in.
    I wish I could travel to Paris, France.

    Wish granted, but your plane crashed.
    I wish I could pay off my student loan in full by the end of this week.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
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    Granted but all of his food is terrible...

    No fair, you snagged my "corruption" idea.

    Granted. Too bad you're tired right now and must sleep through a great opportunity!

    I wish I weren't dog tired right now!
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
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    Granted but your education never gets you a decent job.


    I wish I was a leader
  • Inshape13
    Inshape13 Posts: 680 Member
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    Granted, but you are a cheer leader and the girls leave the squad.

    I wish I could run a marathon.
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
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    Granted, but you are in charge of the Boston Marathon, and you cannot participate

    I wish I could play blues harmonica
  • BTinLC
    BTinLC Posts: 30
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    Granted, but you are in charge of the Boston Marathon, and you cannot participate

    I wish I could play blues harmonica

    Granted, but now your life has went down the toilet to make your blues playing authentic.

    I wish I was famous
  • Swiftlet66
    Swiftlet66 Posts: 729 Member
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    Granted but it only lasted ten seconds.

    I wish I can fall in love for the first time.
  • BTinLC
    BTinLC Posts: 30
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    Granted but it only lasted ten seconds.

    I wish I can fall in love for the first time.

    Granted, but it was with Charles Manson

    I wish I owned a fancy car
  • Swiftlet66
    Swiftlet66 Posts: 729 Member
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    I don't know who that is!! Lol.

    Granted but you must first become broke.

    I wish I could meet the devil; I have a lot of questions to ask him.
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
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    Granted but being the devil...he doesn't answer any and only takes your soul...

    I'm wishing I have a delicious dinner tonite
  • sunitar292
    sunitar292 Posts: 77 Member
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    Granted but being the devil...he doesn't answer any and only takes your soul...

    I'm wishing I have a delicious dinner tonite

    Granted, but all your teeth fall out afterwards!

    I wish I could read people's minds!
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
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    Granted but being the devil...he doesn't answer any and only takes your soul...

    I'm wishing I have a delicious dinner tonite

    Granted, but all your teeth fall out afterwards!

    I wish I could read people's minds!

    wish granted but you only tune into perverts

    I wish I wasn't single
  • Meerataila
    Meerataila Posts: 1,885 Member
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    wish granted but you only tune into perverts

    I wish I wasn't single

    Granted. But have you ever seen that show Snapped?

    I wish my belly was flat.
  • sunitar292
    sunitar292 Posts: 77 Member
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    wish granted but you only tune into perverts

    I wish I wasn't single

    Granted. But have you ever seen that show Snapped?

    I wish my belly was flat.

    Granted, but all your organs disappear

    I wish I had some delicious BBQ wings...
  • Swiftlet66
    Swiftlet66 Posts: 729 Member
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    Granted but each wing is 1000 calories.

    I wish I had the power of invisibility.
  • 5tevenw
    5tevenw Posts: 670
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    Granted but now your new boyfriend has to stop seeing you. I wish I could take some time off work
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
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    Granted; your local GOP representatives shipped all the local jobs to Burma. Here is your pink slip.


    I wish my vote counted for something
  • Meerataila
    Meerataila Posts: 1,885 Member
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    Granted; your local GOP representatives shipped all the local jobs to Burma. Here is your pink slip.


    I wish my vote counted for something

    Granted, but your chosen candidate was immediately assassinated upon taking office.

    I wish I lived in a country with decent healthcare.
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
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    granted. Your mother moves in for ever and outlives you.


    I wish I got pervy PMs

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