Corrupt a Wish

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  • Lemongrab13
    Lemongrab13 Posts: 206 Member
    Granted. You invent an AIDS busting super drug.
    You are now known as The AIDS Guy, and eventually you become an Avenger: SuperAIDS.
    I wish everyone thought I was amazing.
  • MitchmDee
    MitchmDee Posts: 93 Member
    Granted. You ARE amazing. You are so amazing that you're on the news, twitter and facebook feeds of MILLIONS of people; so much so that they all start to loathe you.

    I wish I was skeelo.
  • Lemongrab13
    Lemongrab13 Posts: 206 Member
    Granted. You are Skeelo. No one knows who that is, resulting in Googlegate. Millions google Skeelo to find out who Skeelo is. Google crashes. Advice columnists retire because all they're ever asked is "How can I get on Google to find out who Skeelo be?" Ask Jeeves tells everyone to ferk urf.
    Eventually everyone finds out and they're so underwhelmed they spontaneously combust.
    Skeelo is the last man on earth.

    I wish I was a long distance runner.
  • DenDweller
    DenDweller Posts: 1,438 Member
    Granted. But, you now are compelled to run long distances without doing any of the work leading up to that distinction. You have not trained, you have no endurance, there are no postive physiological changes. It quickly wrecks havoc on your body.

    I wish my car could make it up my road in the winter.
  • SwashBlogger
    SwashBlogger Posts: 395 Member
    Granted. But because your car can make it, there is 3 times the normal snow and ice fall on the road this season.

    I wish my house would clean itself.
  • liftmeup1
    liftmeup1 Posts: 373
    Granted....you now have the Simpsons house from that one Tree House of Horrors episode. Complete with Pierce Brosnan and everything.

    I wish I lived south of the border.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Granted. Aliens came in the night to install a car sized stair lift in your road. Someone videos your car taking the stair lift and makes it into a gif so now every time someone has a silly argument on the internet, that gif gets posted on it and you become world famous as the stair lift car dude and no-one ever takes you seriously ever again in your whole entire life.


    I wish I could find the missing pieces of my kid's jigsaw puzzle that I bought her for her birthday and that's hardly been played with and all she seems to have done with it is lose the pieces.

    ETA: I'm slow this morning! Granted: a politician just erased the border and drew it again so your house is now south of it. But you still live in the same place.
  • moodyfeesh14
    moodyfeesh14 Posts: 811 Member
    granted however you are no a drug cartel captive. I wish my family was whole again
  • donyellemoniquex3
    donyellemoniquex3 Posts: 2,384 Member
    Granted, your family has gone through multiple divorces and remarriage as well as many too many cousins and siblings to keep track of, and many more that don't know you exist as well as you don't know they exist.

    I wish heaven had visiting hours, where our loved ones visited us in spirit.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Granted, your family has gone through multiple divorces and remarriage as well as many too many cousins and siblings to keep track of, and many more that don't know you exist as well as you don't know they exist.

    I wish heaven had visiting hours, where our loved ones visited us in spirit.

    (That would be cool, right?)

    Granted, but your late mortal enemy (if applicable) can also visit as often as s/he wants to.

    I wanna be done with this silly online course without having to flunk out!
  • 5tevenw
    5tevenw Posts: 670
    Granted your done with the silly online course and you didn't flunk out.......... there's also no record of you ever taking it. I wish I knew the meaning of life.
  • BigDaddyD72
    BigDaddyD72 Posts: 2,301 Member
    granted but you're given the life of a gnat and then you die.

    I wish I could start my own night club and be my own boss
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    Wish granted- you are now your own boss and have a night club, but it burns down opening night

    I wish I had a maid!
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    *double post
  • HJO1403
    HJO1403 Posts: 188 Member
    You have a maid but she is a dragon and just burns everything instead of cleaning your house.

    I wish I wouldn't sweat so much!
  • 5tevenw
    5tevenw Posts: 670
    Granted your banished to the south pole ..... bye. I wish I could get a free cable tv upgrade
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    Granted, but you go blind watching too much porn.

    I wish I could have super cool powers like LUCY
  • Janice2Shakira
    Janice2Shakira Posts: 257
    Granted, but you go blind watching too much porn.

    I wish I could have super cool powers like LUCY

    Wish granted, enjoy being a social pariah

    I wish I had a higher paying job
  • 5tevenw
    5tevenw Posts: 670
    Granted report to the moonlight bunny ranch 6:00 am sharp tomorrow
    I wish I could catch a record setting cat fish
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    Granted - now you get pervy PMs and you can't get rid of that MFP troll who is catfishing all the time

    I wish I had all the wishes I wanted with no restrictions
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    I wish I had all the wishes I wanted with no restrictions

    Good for you! Too bad you ran out of breath at wish 1 million.:flowerforyou:

    I wish I could balance my life, and not have to choose schoolwork over working out,, eating/drinking right, and spending time with loved ones, including my Higher Power. :embarassed:
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
    Granted - You and your loved ones are hit by a bus and taken up to join Him in the stars.

    I wish I could be 3 people at once.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Granted - You and your loved ones are hit by a bus and taken up to join Him in the stars.

    Thanks, but... how do I cram in schoolwork, daily workout, and dieting in that balance before the bus crash? :huh:
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    Granted - You and your loved ones are hit by a bus and taken up to join Him in the stars.

    I wish I could be 3 people at once.

    Granted: Meet Me, Myself, and I. Your social life is your left hand.


    I wish my kids were grown up and on their own.
  • Lemongrab13
    Lemongrab13 Posts: 206 Member
    Granted. They grow up and become superstar astronauts who live on Mars, permanently. On their last message to earth they are asked who they'd like to thank for their success. They list everyone except you. You now cry every time you listen to Space Oddity.

    I wish all junk food had 0 calories
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
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    I wish my kids were grown up and on their own.
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    Nice! the legal and accepted independence and voting age in your state just got lowered to their age. However, their SOs know that you wanted your kids to be alone and leave them very soon after hookup.

    I still wish for balance in life, with time to fill all of my social roles on any given day.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Granted. They grow up and become superstar astronauts who live on Mars, permanently. On their last message to earth they are asked who they'd like to thank for their success. They list everyone except you. You now cry every time you listen to Space Oddity.

    I wish all junk food had 0 calories

    (I hear ya!)

    Ok, but all food (junk or healthy) also has 0 calories (or protein, or fiber, or vitamins, or...you get the picture.)

    For my wish, please consult my last two posts.
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
    Granted - You and your loved ones are hit by a bus and taken up to join Him in the stars.

    Thanks, but... how do I cram in schoolwork, daily workout, and dieting in that balance before the bus crash? :huh:

    It happens fast, and quite unexpectedly.
    By being dead, you no longer need worry over daily things. You achieve the ultimate balance. :tongue:

    I still wish I was three people at once.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    [/quote]

    It happens fast, and quite unexpectedly.
    By being dead, you no longer need worry over daily things. You achieve the ultimate balance. :tongue:

    I still wish I was three people at once.
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    I see. Thanks for pointing that out.

    Granted. Enjoy spending forever in surgery, waiting for two extra copies of every human organ, not to mention gaining enough weight to sustain all three people.

    I wish the world could exist without pain!
  • littlebutlean
    littlebutlean Posts: 2,159 Member
    I wish the world could exist without pain!

    Granted! The World now exists pain free but to keep balance pain has been replaced with additional sadness. Anytime anyone normally would be in pain they instead feel intense emotional sadness lasting 5 times as long as the pain would have.

    I wish I could go home early today I don't want to be at work anymore. :huh:
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