Corrupt a Wish
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Granted... But now your the social butterfly and dont get home till 3am...
I wish I could still run...
Granted, but you are always running from hungry lions.
I wish I could lead climb 5.13s0 -
Granted... But now your the social butterfly and dont get home till 3am...
I wish I could still run...
Granted, but you are always running from hungry lions.
I wish I could lead climb 5.13s
Hmmmmm... I wish my neighbors' yippy-yappy dog would never make a sound between the hours of 10pm and 10am.0 -
Granted. The dog was served as "chicken with broccoli" from a local restaurant.
I wish MFP had better programmers and wasn't so buggy and outdated.0 -
Granted ..but the price tag was high!!
I wish ... that I lived somewhere hotter.0 -
Granted! You're now an oven rack!
I wish that I had the powers of Thor!0 -
Granted! You're now an oven rack!
I wish that I had the powers of Thor!
You're so fast, it takes you forever to run to the gym... You keep overshooting it and having to turn around.
Your breath is so cold, you freeze your soup and turn hot chocolate into fudgsicles.
And wow, they don't make glasses for someone as far-sighted as you.
I wish it weren't past noon already today.0 -
Wish granted but you missed breakfast now you are starving waiting for noon to come.
I wish I could run across the country.0 -
Wish granted but you missed breakfast now you are starving waiting for noon to come.
I wish I could run across the country.
Wish granted. You're wanted nationwide for a crime you didn't commit and the dogs are on your trail.
I wish this head cold would go away.0 -
I wish this head cold would go away.
It did, but only after your head truly did explode, instead of just seeming like it. Sorry and RIP.
I wish most of the medicines in the world weren't "take w/ food"ones, because that's part of my calorie problem now.0 -
Granted. You've now lost 60 lbs, look fabulous but are addicted to chewable vitamins.
I wish I had better looking feet so I could wear sandals.0 -
Granted. You've now lost 60 lbs, look fabulous but are addicted to chewable vitamins.
Not understanding the "corrupted" part of that. Chewy vitamins can be good.0 -
Granted. You've now lost 60 lbs, look fabulous but are addicted to chewable vitamins.
I wish I had better looking feet so I could wear sandals.
Wish granted.... you now have feet that look so good that you have been contracted to be a foot model, unfortunately you have attracted the attention of a stalker with a raging foot fetish who wants to tie you up in their basement and do naughty things to your feet all day every day!!
I wish that I was 5'8 inches tall with all the extra height being added to my legs!0 -
Granted. You've now lost 60 lbs, look fabulous but are addicted to chewable vitamins.
I wish I had better looking feet so I could wear sandals.
Wish granted.... you now have feet that look so good that you have been contracted to be a foot model, unfortunately you have attracted the attention of a stalker with a raging foot fetish who wants to tie you up in their basement and do naughty things to your feet all day every day!!
Where is your wish?0 -
Granted. You've now lost 60 lbs, look fabulous but are addicted to chewable vitamins.
I wish I had better looking feet so I could wear sandals.
Wish granted.... you now have feet that look so good that you have been contracted to be a foot model, unfortunately you have attracted the attention of a stalker with a raging foot fetish who wants to tie you up in their basement and do naughty things to your feet all day every day!!
Where is your wish?
Sorry... I got trigger happy, and posted with no wish... went back and added it now!0 -
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Granted. You've now lost 60 lbs, look fabulous but are addicted to chewable vitamins.
I wish I had better looking feet so I could wear sandals.
Wish granted.... you now have feet that look so good that you have been contracted to be a foot model, unfortunately you have attracted the attention of a stalker with a raging foot fetish who wants to tie you up in their basement and do naughty things to your feet all day every day!!
I wish that I was 5'8 inches tall with all the extra height being added to my legs!
Now you are 5'8" tall. And wide.
I wish that I had more energy.0 -
Wish granted, but it is because of a meth addiction.
I wish I lived in an amazing mansion in the Colorado rockies0 -
I wish I had better looking feet so I could wear sandals.
Great. Hope you enjoy the nightly TICKLES from everyone in your immediate family!
I wish for a strong singing/talking voice that doesn't crack when I need to hit a high note at church/chapel or go quiet for no apparent reason.0 -
I wish I had better looking feet so I could wear sandals.
Great. Hope you enjoy the nightly TICKLES from everyone in your immediate family!
I wish people would stop killing the thread....0 -
I wish for a strong singing/talking voice that doesn't crack when I need to hit a high note at church/chapel or go quiet for no apparent reason.
Granted, but you are now deaf...
I wish I could travel anywhere in the world that I wanted to, for free...0
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