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  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
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    Done but you got 4 flats from driving so much....

    I wish that I could sing in front of 100,000 people

    I've actually had that happen before. Contrary to the movies when you drive off a 6 foot embankment onto something hard.. the valve stems tend to all blow out.

    Granted but your voice cracked so badly they began to drop dead from the terrible nature of your song.

    I wish my damned apple tree would stop falling over and take root before I end up having to buy a new one.
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
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    Wish granted. The tree will be infested with web worms.

    I wish my lawn was mowed with a snap of my fingers.
  • Meerataila
    Meerataila Posts: 1,885 Member
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    Wish granted. The tree will be infested with web worms.

    I wish my lawn was mowed with a snap of my fingers.

    Wish granted. But they snap like dry twigs in a high wind.

    I wish to never grow hair on any body part below my eyebrows ever again.
  • OhhNiff
    OhhNiff Posts: 1,397 Member
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    Granted, but all the hair that would have grown elsewhere just covers your forehead instead.

    I wish I was a little bit taller; I wish I was baller: I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.
  • stobin68
    stobin68 Posts: 17 Member
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    Wish granted. Unfortunately, she's a notorious screener and doesn't pick up.

    I wish i had more ambition.
  • Meerataila
    Meerataila Posts: 1,885 Member
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    Wish granted. Unfortunately, she's a notorious screener and doesn't pick up.

    I wish i had more ambition.

    Granted! You will be the best sewage treatment plant worker ever born!

    I wish I had something better to do on Saturday night than reply on MFP's Chit Chat forum.
  • OhhNiff
    OhhNiff Posts: 1,397 Member
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    Granted, but then you spend every day after on these forums.

    I wish money grew on trees.
  • stobin68
    stobin68 Posts: 17 Member
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    Wish granted. Ouch, you just got crushed by a falling money tree.

    I wish someone would bring me a drink.
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
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    Granted until I tripped and spilled it in your lap

    I wish I had a new motor home to travel in
  • stuart160
    stuart160 Posts: 1,628 Member
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    Granted but it cost so much that you can't afford gas to put in it , so it's stuck in your driveway.

    I wish I were in Glasgow for Christmas
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
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    Wish granted, but one of the worst ice storms will happen and ruin Christmas.

    I wish Facebook/Mark Zuckerberg would disappear forever.
  • whitebalance
    whitebalance Posts: 1,655 Member
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    Wish granted, but one of the worst ice storms will happen and ruin Christmas.

    I wish Facebook/Mark Zuckerberg would disappear forever.
    Granted, but... Wait, there's no down side to this one.
    I wish restaurants stayed open late enough that I could get dinner after my meetings.
  • 2BeHappy2
    2BeHappy2 Posts: 811 Member
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    Granted...but the only thing left to make that late at night was fried rodents!
    I wish I didn't have to live so far away from family
    OMG...this threads had me laughing so hard!!
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
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    Granted but you have lost your job, house, independance and must rely wholly upon them for all your needs for the rest of your days and there is no escape.....

    I wish my quads weren't on fire from an hour worth of supersets earlier today. :X





    Psst.. Also.. the downside to facebook disappearing is that myspace made a comeback. :bigsmile:
  • pinkpetals1025
    pinkpetals1025 Posts: 4
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    Granted but there was a big storm and your money tree was hit by lighting. I wish i could speak spanish.
  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
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    Wish ranted, but you're transferred to live in Serbia, where no one speaks it.

    I wish I had a 5 bdrm house with a big yard.
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
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    Granted... But you have to constantly clean the inside and the lawn needs mowing twice a week...

    I wish I was All Outof_Bubblegum's landscaper...lol
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
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    Granted... but then Duke Nukem appeared out of no where and since there was no bubble gum he was left with no option but to kick *kitten*.

    I wish I had everything I needed to make delicious garlic bread right this very instant. :D
  • msbunnie68
    msbunnie68 Posts: 1,894 Member
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    Granted. And it smells great too. Unfortunately you set the oven too high and the garlic bread burns beyond redemption.

    I wish I was getting a massage right now.
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
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    Granted, but it's by a very unprofessional creepster with a 70s pornstach who keeps going a little lower than comfort would allow for.

    I wish for a new oven since mine burned my perfect garlic bread and I took revenge upon it in the most dire of fashions.

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