Corrupt a Wish

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  • dunnodunno
    dunnodunno Posts: 2,290 Member
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    i wish i was a pro triathlete

    You win your first triathlon while your beloved wife is in the hospital giving birth to your first child. They both die due to complications while you accept your award.

    I wish I could eat whatever I want and not exercise, and still have a perfect body/health.

    Granted, but you have an ugly personality so no one likes you anyway.

    I wish my body were injury free now and for always.

    Wish granted but you now live in a huge plastic bubble,

    I wish that I could live in Hawaii.
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
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    Granted! You find yourself in the gorgeous, warm waters of Hawaii. Unfortunately, you've been turned into a Humuhumunukunukuapuaa fish!



    I wish I were tougher than Bruce Lee!
  • segovm
    segovm Posts: 512 Member
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    Granted, you can now beat up dead people.

    I wish I was able to have another wish.
  • 32sami
    32sami Posts: 380 Member
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    Granted, oh, wish fairy is over worked and having a panic attack trying to keep up with all the wishes.

    I wish I had a money tree in the backyard
  • fr053n
    fr053n Posts: 2,793 Member
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    Granted, but as soon as you try to collect bills from it, they turn to dust :(

    I wish I could eat unlimited amounts of chocolate and not gain weight :)
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    Granted, but as soon as you try to collect bills from it, they turn to dust :(

    I wish I could eat unlimited amounts of chocolate and not gain weight :)

    Look at that zitty skin!

    I wish I was a prima ballerina.
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
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    childrens-music-boxes-bal948-ballerina-big.jpg

    Granted! Enjoy eternity in a jewelry box.


    I wish I could turn cauliflower into chocolate!
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    Yeah. I got nothing. That's kind of an awesome wish.
  • AliceSwarthout
    AliceSwarthout Posts: 808 Member
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    childrens-music-boxes-bal948-ballerina-big.jpg

    Granted! Enjoy eternity in a jewelry box.


    I wish I could turn cauliflower into chocolate!
    Wish granted. Enjoy your chocolate cheddar casserole. I wish I could have a nice boyfriend
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
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    childrens-music-boxes-bal948-ballerina-big.jpg

    Granted! Enjoy eternity in a jewelry box.


    I wish I could turn cauliflower into chocolate!
    Wish granted. Enjoy your chocolate cheddar casserole. I wish I could have a nice boyfriend

    Wish granted. He lives 4 states away and works 60+ hours a week so you never hear from him or see him.

    Wish I was as good with words as people seem to think I am.
  • JustSomeEm
    JustSomeEm Posts: 20,222 MFP Moderator
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    wish granted, but now all your thoughts come out of your mouth - whether they're nice or not.

    I wish I was home taking a nap.
  • skippygirlsmom
    skippygirlsmom Posts: 4,433 Member
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    wish granted, but now all your thoughts come out of your mouth - whether they're nice or not.

    I wish I was home taking a nap.

    granted, but you slept through the best day of your life

    I wish I could fly
  • AliceSwarthout
    AliceSwarthout Posts: 808 Member
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    wish granted. but now you can't walk.
    I wish I had a cowboy burger.
    ETA: Also, your dog is adorable.
  • softncudly
    softncudly Posts: 722 Member
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    wish granted. but now you can't walk.
    I wish I had a cowboy burger.
    ETA: Also, your dog is adorable.

    Wish granted, but you have to have root canal and can't eat it.

    I wish I was popular. :tongue:
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    wish granted. but now you can't walk.
    I wish I had a cowboy burger.
    ETA: Also, your dog is adorable.

    I hope you have some Shout wipes, because those pants will never be the same again.

    I wish I was more "put together"
  • JustSomeEm
    JustSomeEm Posts: 20,222 MFP Moderator
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    Soft - Granted, but you're popular among people you can't stand.

    likity - granted, but now you can't get yourself undone to relax.

    I wish I had a hershey bar!
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    wish granted. but now you can't walk.
    I wish I had a cowboy burger.
    ETA: Also, your dog is adorable.

    Wish granted, but you have to have root canal and can't eat it.

    I wish I was popular. :tongue:

    Granted, but you are never sure who your true friends are.

    See above for wish.
  • AliceSwarthout
    AliceSwarthout Posts: 808 Member
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    @davis Granted, but it's all melted and you can't get it out of the wrapper

    @likitisplit granted, but it takes all of your time to keep up appearances, so you ruin several friendships.
    I wish I had more motivation
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
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    @davis Granted, but it's all melted and you can't get it out of the wrapper

    @likitisplit granted, but it takes all of your time to keep up appearances, so you ruin several friendships.
    I wish I had more motivation

    Granted... but now you have motivation to do the wrong things
    I wish I won the power ball
  • JustSomeEm
    JustSomeEm Posts: 20,222 MFP Moderator
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    @davis Granted, but it's all melted and you can't get it out of the wrapper

    @likitisplit granted, but it takes all of your time to keep up appearances, so you ruin several friendships.
    I wish I had more motivation

    Granted... but now you have motivation to do the wrong things
    I wish I won the power ball

    I would totally lick the darn plastic! Lol!

    Granted, but so did 2 million other people, so you only get a few dollars.

    I wish I was independently wealthy.

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