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She was always getting in the way
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She didn't like my sea lion collection
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She was always rubbing herself against me at family functions
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She had no good habits so I rubbed mine off on her...
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Wouldn't rub me at all
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She wouldn't use lubricants, wanted it dry...
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She kept stealing my friends away from me
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Had no cooking skills
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Everything gave her a rash
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She didn't keep the duct tape handy
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Insisted on wearing a jock strap to bed
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She claimed we were married and wanted my tax benefits
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His hair didn't flow as natural as mine did
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Didn't like it when I aired things out
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Women are the only ones who friend request me, guess that means they all want to flirt/hook up based on what the women in this thread have stated.
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She didn't appreciate my 'fro
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I was surprised at her lack of cooking and cuddling skills
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She wouldn't accept my undying love for her.
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Couldn't match my Connect 4 prowess
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He made me fall to pieces
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Wouldn't let me take a bubble bath with her
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Wouldn't let me comfort her with a bubble bath and chocolate, wanted whiskey and ice cream instead
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Couldn't win an arm wrestling match against my pinky
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Paid too much attention to the selfie thread and not enough to me
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Asked me to be her w-h-o-r-e-der
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She told me she did porn
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Kept asking me to scrap out her toe jam
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Didn't like being controlled, total wimp
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Every time she said "pizza!" I thought she was just really hungry
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She never asked me to stop
