We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Things with him got a little sticky0
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She didn't like adding honey to our food play0
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He never helped shower the honey off my body.0
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Kept distracting me with bacon0
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tried to kill my pet pig for bacon0
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Her place was a pig sty0
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Seemed to have a phobia about pigs0
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His hair didn't flow as natural as mine did0
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She sold my heart on the blackmarket to some random plastic0
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He was a cat person0
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She wanted me to wear cat ears like Ariana Grande0
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She'd lick the treats on the dessert carts at fancy restaurants0
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She divorced me0
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She claimed we were married and wanted my tax benefits0
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She has Cooties0
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His cootie spray was urine0
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He had crabs...0
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Awkwardly they didn't know I was female0
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Insisted on wearing a jock strap to bed0
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He didn't need a jock strap...not enough to protect0
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She didn't keep the duct tape handy0
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He used duct tape for a jock strap0
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Forgot that duct tape gave me a rash.0
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Everything gave her a rash0
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Thought I was too sensitive0
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Not sensitive enough0
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Cried when watching Taco Bell commercials0
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