We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

kjm3579

Always wanted to spend my money on frivolous things

Kvm11628

Focused too much on money

srv524

Used all my money buying Brady Bunch paraphernalia

Kvm11628

I had to. He wouldn't buy me the paraphenalia I wanted. Had to do it for myself.

qxana1969

pawned of the football that hit Marcia in the nose

Nograce80

I was more of a partridge family fan!

Kvm11628

Her love of retro included retro grooming habits.

Nograce80

She didn't like my Afro

srv524

Wouldn't let me pull her hair in bed

Nograce80

He would pull my hair to wake me up

Kvm11628

Woke me by licking my face. Not cool.

srv524

Woke me up by licking something else of mine. Wouldn't have been so bad had she shaved her mustache first

Nograce80

My mustache wasn't as nice as his ex

Kvm11628

Too many exes

Nograce80

Didn't like my harem

Kvm11628

Had too many people to support. I wanted her less encumbered.

Nograce80

I thought she said cucumber, it was awkward!

Kvm11628

Spent time in the grocery store looking for hot housewives

mrs_sjlarsen

Because he burned everything i owned and then hung himself

srv524

She was a bit extreme at times

Kvm11628

Extreme was his favorite band.

Kvm11628

Well, if he let me wear socks to bed, he wouldn't have to deal with cold feet.

RunTimer

six toes on her left foot

Kvm11628

For him, more was not better

RunTimer

he dressed up like this

Kvm11628

He was leather, I was lace. Two different worlds.

srv524

She was a bit rock n roll, I was a bit country.

Kvm11628

Ha!

Had teeth like the Osmonds. Didn't want our kids to inherit those.

slimgirljo15

She wanted kids..I didnt have the equipment

srv524

She didn't want kids...I had too much equipment for her