We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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trekked mud into the fukin house all the time0
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I caught him wearing @ladymuaythai 's bikini...0
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Didn't know how to dirty talk0
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Thought dirty talk meant talking with mud in her mouth0
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Didn't use his mouth enough0
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Headless0
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Never..he is shackled in the basement....
Forever mine bahahahaha0 -
I accidentally freed her man w-h-o-r-e from the basement0
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..he freed my sex slave 0 -
Didn't know how to be a good sex slave0
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Was a really bad teacher0
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He made me bandage my own head when he kicked me...
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kicked me in the b##ls too often.0
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Was too sensitive0
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I found her in bed with my sister. And my mother.0
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He was too needy0
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She was too emotional0
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He wasn't rough enough0
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She got mad when I tied her to the bed0
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He tied me to the bed using slices of bacon0
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Kept tempting me with bacon.0
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Some guy stole her away with just a slice of bacon!0
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She didn't appreciate the appeal of cured meats.0
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She didn't like my cured meat0
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He refused to go to the doctor to get a cure for his little "problem."0
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I was too jealous of her hair0
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Liked my hair more than what was under it.0
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Always tried pulling my hair0
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Was always asking me to pull him. I had things to accomplish...0
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