We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

ladymuaythai

trekked mud into the fukin house all the time

srv524

I caught him wearing @ladymuaythai 's bikini...

Kvm11628

Didn't know how to dirty talk

srv524

Thought dirty talk meant talking with mud in her mouth

Kvm11628

Didn't use his mouth enough

Noelv1976

Headless

slimgirljo15

Never..he is shackled in the basement....
Forever mine bahahahaha

srv524

I accidentally freed her man w-h-o-r-e from the basement

slimgirljo15

..he freed my sex slave

srv524

Didn't know how to be a good sex slave

Kvm11628

Was a really bad teacher

Kvm11628

(That's a great song)

Insisted spandex and a@@less chaps was a good look on him.

Kvm11628

He made me bandage my own head when he kicked me...

mnshanbhag

kicked me in the b##ls too often.

Kvm11628

Was too sensitive

bdgfn

I found her in bed with my sister. And my mother.

Shyness40

He was too needy

bdgfn

She was too emotional

Shyness40

He wasn't rough enough

bdgfn

She got mad when I tied her to the bed

srv524

He tied me to the bed using slices of bacon

Kvm11628

Kept tempting me with bacon.

Nograce80

Some guy stole her away with just a slice of bacon!

Kvm11628

She didn't appreciate the appeal of cured meats.

srv524

She didn't like my cured meat

Kvm11628

He refused to go to the doctor to get a cure for his little "problem."

Elvirka_xoxo

I was too jealous of her hair

Kvm11628

Liked my hair more than what was under it.

srv524

Always tried pulling my hair

Kvm11628

Was always asking me to pull him. I had things to accomplish...