We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Darklords

kept buying taco bell and saying she cooked it

srv524

Had no cooking skills

Darklords

always crawling around in the mud making strange noises

Kvm11628

Refused to eat my cooking

Nograce80

He was a food snob

Kvm11628

He could be a real jerk

Darklords

always cooked the same meal

Kvm11628

Didn't like consistency

Kvm11628

He always scheduled another appointment when we were supposed to have dates. I finally got the message.

Jess1989ica

She wanted too much of my time.

Wonderwomanvik

We always missed each other

Kvm11628

She was always missing the mark

qxana1969

she was too busy with her friends which why we missed each other

srv524

She kept stealing my friends away from me

qxana1969

if you count beer as your friends, yes ;-) - he drank too much

Kvm11628

She didn't understand that alcohol was a social lubricant

srv524

She wouldn't use lubricants, wanted it dry...

Nograce80

Was always too chafed

Kvm11628

She rubbed me the wrong way

srv524

Wouldn't rub me at all

mistym3193

he always brought mud in the house

qxana1969

because I was rubbing everyone else in the right way

Nograce80

Found him rubbing my sister

Kvm11628

Her bad habits were starting to rub off on me

srv524

She had no good habits so I rubbed mine off on her...

Kvm11628

Was always rubbing one off in the most awkward places. Couldn't go out in public with him.

cmDaffy

He kept calling me "ma'am" in bed

Nograce80

He was always rubbing one off, what???? I mean boogers off his nose!

srv524

She was always rubbing herself against me at family functions

Nograce80

I liked to do kitty role play