We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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she pawned my porn0
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that's what you think.....I was hording for myself0
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She was a hoarder. There was no place to sit.0
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Asked me to be her w-h-o-r-e-der0
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Total man w***e.
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thought he had to spelled out everything to me0
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he took to many selfies0
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She didn't like my selfies.0
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Paid too much attention to the selfie thread and not enough to me0
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Always about what he wanted0
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It was all about him all the time0
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she wouldn't take any selfies for me0
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It was all about him all the time0
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I broke his phone... selfie issues0
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Couldn't win an arm wrestling match against my pinky0
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True, my vanity was hurt0
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Wouldn't let me comfort her with a bubble bath and chocolate, wanted whiskey and ice cream instead0
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He wouldn't let me have it all0
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She wouldn't share0
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Wouldn't let me take a bubble bath with her0
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His tub wasn't big enough0
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He preferred mud baths0
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She never cleaned up her mud prints off the floor.0
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she never took a bath0
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He left a ring around the bath. Not around my finger.0
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always danced and impersonated Beyoncé singing if you liked it you should put a ring on it0
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(I actually did that in the office last week)0
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ha! she would break out in song and dance at the most awkward times0
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He didn't like my quirkiness0
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and he wanted to dance like Gene Kelly in the craziest places0
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