We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

g44219

hated when I dove on the bed performing high flying wwe wrestling moves

Kvm11628

He didn't like my version of a headlock

srv524

Always kicked out of the winning pin

Kvm11628

He just couldn't pin me down

hueritahsarinana

Yelled out we are the champions at kfc

Kvm11628

Thought KFC was fine dining

qxana1969

her cooking was too good that it was fattening me up

srv524

Mistook fine dining with southern cuisines

g44219

didn't share her breast and thigh

hueritahsarinana

Said he could just fry the chicken on his car

srv524

Showed everyone her breasts and thighs

Kvm11628

Told me I needed Lean Cuisine. Rude.

hueritahsarinana

Kept making mud angels

g44219

kept liquor cabinet locked

Kvm11628

He didn't have a liquor cabinet. Puritan.

hueritahsarinana

Liked beer more than liquor

qxana1969

drank all my liquor. Lush.

srv524

Mistook liquor for "lick her"

qxana1969

srv524 wrote: »

Mistook liquor for "lick her"

I wouldn't have broke up if that was the case

Kvm11628

Total head case

qxana1969

kimvmajor wrote: »

Total head case

but you love the drama!

g44219

she came at me with a butcher knife

Kvm11628

He butchered the lyrics to every song he tried to sing

srv524

Didn't appreciate my artistic vocal style

Kvm11628

Life was like an episode of Glee with him. Not everything deserves a song.

hueritahsarinana

Said he wantes to join acapella

srv524

DIdn't know when to slow clap

glenmchale

i couldn't get on with the constant requests to go mudding

Kvm11628

He liked to do a one-person high five. Nerd.

Kvm11628

He couldn't handle a tough mudder. I needed vigor.