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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Locked me in a cage0
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she escaped the cage0
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Had birdcages all over the house. I couldn't sleep with all the squawking.0
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She didn't like me feeding the pigeons0
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Didn't think bird seed could be any fun as a sex game0
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he was too kinky for me0
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Hated my kinky hair0
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She wanted me to shave my hair0
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She was difficult0
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she never shaved0
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Hated my beard0
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She was someone else's beard0
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Said my beard tickled in certain places0
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I hate to be tickled0
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Wouldn't let me touch her soft skin0
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He was too soft0
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She was too pragmatic0
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She couldn't perform her role adequately0
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Quite the mystery0
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She kept getting mysterious illnesses0
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New hottie in town0
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Had the hots for someone else0
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She got needy, had to let her go0
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Wouldn't let me eat my red hots!0
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Breakfast links weren't my cup of tea. (kidding, kidding)0
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Wouldn't let me play legend of Zelda all day0
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Expected me to share my video games0
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He was a total player. I couldn't trust him.0
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