We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

slimgirljo15

He was only luke warm ..not hot..

_Sparky_

always poking me and saying "you're not even warm"

slimgirljo15

Always poking me

_Sparky_

Became cold to my poking

g44219

I caught him climbing out Jo's window

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was spying on the neighbors!

g44219

she wouldn't let me spy on her!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Caught him peeping in my window

Kvm11628

Ate all the marshmallow peeps at Easter - those were my favorite

g44219

she wouldn't buy me the Cadbury eggs

Kvm11628

He had me walking on eggshells with his mood shifts.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Fed me rotten eggs

Kvm11628

Her breath smelled like rotten eggs. Couldn't get close enough for a kiss

g44219

she imitated the voice of Fran from the Nanny

FabulousFantasticFifty

He called me Witch Nazel

Kvm11628

OMG, I would break up with myself if that was the case

He wanted me to "play nanny." Just.too.weird.

g44219

she wouldn't dress up in the outfits I bought her

Kvm11628

I didn't consider Big Bird costumes sexy.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She'd never cluck for me!

g44219

she never wanted to... (rhymes with cluck)

Kvm11628

She kept leaving eggs all over the house. Too messy!

g44219

she didn't like me hiding Easter eggs in the house

FabulousFantasticFifty

She couldn't implant my eggs

Kvm11628

Wanted me to get implants - wasn't satisfied with me the way I was.

g44219

she wanted me to get an implant

FabulousFantasticFifty

Found out that the aliens implanted him

Kvm11628

Had a tracking device implanted in my arm. I started to think he was a little possessive

g44219

judge said we had to stop dating or I would go to jail for stalking or something like that

FabulousFantasticFifty

Broke his restraining order with the ex and went to jail.

Kvm11628

Wouldn't play jail with me.