SGM_Adonis Member

Apparently cyclists like to read long internet paragraphs.

I love a nice low end.

Good stuff so far, thanks for sharing that bro.

Somewhere, someone will requote this unfortunately.

There's a Website for it, must be legit right?

Losing your...ahem..load is like spilling all your proteins. Just doing my part and spreading the good word.

"Sarctalics" http://glennmcanally.com/sarcastic/ "The Sarcastic Font movement was launched in 2002. In 2011, interns at BBH Labs came up with Sartalics. A method to achieve the same sarcastic fonty goodness utilizing some simple CSS. This method is far easier to implement on the web. You can actually download the font:…

No sir, you must wait two hours.

Feel the fresh northern wind draft bebe. Revel in it.

Perhaps it's a combination of ingested Distilled Water and all pure toxins invading your body?

I've a photo like that with my youngest....I will forever treasure it.

I usually get this type of reaction... Unfortunately I'm usually the only one in on the joke...and I'm perfectly fine with that.

I would liken your comment to the protein shake I had two nights ago...chocolate cake w/ butter pecan ice cream inside my protein shake. Anything is possible!

Is there a correlation between calorie deficit and this theory?

Are you speaking British to me? I don't speak that language.

I got me some new man candy meat, so to @Tyraun, @DanielJNoah, @TK0119, @Tat2dDude_0105, @Trav, @Ump78, @lookin4gains, @lamarnnem, you all need to work your @$$es off and keep that man candy meat looking good. I appreciate you all!

Are you their Spokeswoman?

My numbers: Deadlift: 425 Squat: 415 Bench: 285 <--Hangs head in shame. Total: 1125 4.9 x BW. I haven't been lifting heavy that long. I have only just started doing Deadlifts & Squats a little over 13 months ago so I'm happy with the progress. I'ts been a while since I tested my 1Rep Max on each lift as I've been trying to…

So I'm confused....am I going to die or not? I don't have a will nor trust.

My point is, WE ARE NOT HEALTH PROFESSIONALS. GO TO A DOCTOR AND GET THAT CHECKED OUT. DO NOT PLAY AROUND WITH YOUR HEALTH LIKE THAT.

1 Calorie = 4.18400 joules (1 calorie) + (1 calorie) = 8.36800 joules. (1 Kale Calorie) + (1 Mashed Cauliflower Calorie) = You're going to heaven. (1 Bacon Calorie) + (1 Nutella Calorie) = Burn in hell for eternity.

Here you go, what else do you need to know? I think your centerfuge button is out of balance. You should definitely get that thing re-calibrated. Maybe even update the software to V.2.54.

Where do you get them from? I get mine from bodybuilding.com. I LOVE the BSN Syntha-6 chocolate peanut butter one!

How much protein is in this shake?

Jaheim - Never

I'm not really into boy bands.

If there is alcohol in my system, I'm dancing regardless. But the one song...pick any 90's hip-hop.

Your entire post is full of MFP cliches. If you want REAL advise, read this: http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/1080242/a-guide-to-get-you-started-on-your-path-to-sexypants#latest.

He didn't deactivate, I think he got banned/blocked.

I don't know who this is, but I want her autograph. I want her booty dipped in ink and then she can autograph my face with it.