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I had a co-worker call in today because he was up all night watching Olympic coverage and was too tired.

When I go shopping, I still try on clothes that are too big for me now because there's no way I can wear a size 12.

My ex sister in law said...If you keep losing all this weight you might be able to look good in a bikini.

Isn't there some sort of Bro Code thing that you guys live by? Rule #1 Trying to swoop his ex is dishonorable; a necessary rule, that has to be mentioned. It’s the biggest reasons for friends to part ways. The length of their relationship and who dumped who first does not matter stay clear. Don’t try and date, sleep with…

Yep, this!

I'm just short!

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Fanny

I found an Under Armour bra I love.

I don't wear a lot, but usually a little tinted lip balm and eye liner.

Daniel Craig!

AJ McLean from the Backstreet Boys!

Divorced for 5 yrs.

I think it's much more special if your partner did something for you...not bought you stuff. Make your favorite dinner, give you a massage or just let you hold the remote!

Me either! I'm having a Season 3 marathon Sunday!

Cheating *kitten*!

Oh dear Lord no...I'm old enough to be his mother's much younger friend!

Hot

His feet were too cold!

2014 Nissan Pathfinder.

Police officer for sure!

Wears footie PJ's to bed

Wants to quit

Because he's just mean!!! lol

She's a better dancer than me.

Abs

Can't open a pickle jar

Pretends he likes it when I stalk him...but he LOVES it.

At least once a week.

Cries watching Halmark movies