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^^That guy, without the suit...
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A lifesize cutout of her fabulous body along with many other life size cutouts of other fabulous mfp bodies...
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She told me she was into Tomfoolery... how was I supposed to know she wasn't talking about a guy??
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Refused to work for me, because she was making better money as a pole dancer
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She left me for some woman named Faith... that b****
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Are you home?
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Too agreeable... I wanted a good fight
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Under your bridge?
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Well, if there is two of them, cant you just have them both? A threesome seems like the ideal way to get out of your marriage rut and keep it intact, right? Everybody wins. I know, I know. Genius.
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Forever and ever
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A "where's waldo?" outfit that she wears every day while people try to find her in her next location
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stolen license plates
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Stalking me again?
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Hahaha, that was meant for the bartender with his recipes! I am sober :p
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I love you
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Played games. Sometimes she was there. Sometimes she wasn't. Then she blamed me for not being around! ;-)
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Was always knitting things for me and trying to dress me up. I am not your doll!
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Always running amuck
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I'm already over :-(
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None of them appreciated a good waxing and my consideration for doing it when there would be less of a struggle all around.
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Used to be a pimp, before she got into second hand jock strap stores
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Also behind the bar, but it's hard to tell what she's doing.... oh my!
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I want one!
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Hanzel and gretel scenario... forced to eat food and then baked by an old crazy lady
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He was too hairy and ran away when I tried to, um, er, de-hair him...
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Strangled
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Also beaten by his mistress
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Refused to dance with me, because he was too busy trying to bust out white guy moves on the dance floor.
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Silly rabbit
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Always had this surprised look on her face, like "Who are you? And why are you here?"
