We broke up because...

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Lied ..his exes nipples were raw cause he sucked on them day and night..I wasn't risking it..

Just_J_Now · February 2016

She didn't like my raw nipples

Muzak1 · February 2016

She never took her top off

chimptron · February 2016

Muzak1 wrote: »

She never took her top off

Yeah? well, maybe not for YOU...

callmejessica · February 2016

He ALWAYSSSSSS had his top off, even when it was cold out!

Muzak1 · February 2016

I'm not going anywhere!

chimptron · February 2016

She was always taking my top off, even when it was cold out.

callmejessica · February 2016

chimptron wrote: »

She was always taking my top off, even when it was cold out.

Honestly, I was just trying to take his jacket because I was shivering. "His shirt got caught inside" every time.

chimptron · February 2016

callmejessica wrote: »

chimptron wrote: »

She was always taking my top off, even when it was cold out.

Honestly, I was just trying to take his jacket because I was shivering. "His shirt got caught inside" every time.

That's what she said...

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

She always made excuses.

chimptron · February 2016

She always made pancakes in the morning.
Wait... why DID we break up???

HostageCat · February 2016

He kept talking about his pancake making EX

handyrunner · February 2016

Kept my cat hostage

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Magic Mike alias handy..spread his love all over the neighbourhood

HappilyDistracted · February 2016

She was stalking her ex around the neighborhood

Peter_Brady · February 2016

She was moving on me

HappilyDistracted · February 2016

He couldn't take the distance

chimptron · February 2016

I wanted to wax poetic, but she wanted to wax something else.

HappilyDistracted · February 2016

He was too hairy and ran away when I tried to, um, er, de-hair him...

chimptron · February 2016

She said she wanted to de-hair me but I got out of there in the Nick of time, and it was a close Shave, or it would have been a Hairy situation to say the least!

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2016

She tried to wax my

eyebrows

when I was napping.

chimptron · February 2016

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

She tried to wax my
eyebrows
when I was napping.

Nice! (Good to see you Fab!)

MrRorschach · February 2016

His caring side did not appease me

HappilyDistracted · February 2016

None of them appreciated a good waxing and my consideration for doing it when there would be less of a struggle all around.

chimptron · February 2016

Esmama12 wrote: »

None of them appreciated a good waxing and my consideration for doing it when there would be less of a struggle all around.

It's not the waxing, per se, but the insistence that we dress like schoolgirls first. That's a bit too much!

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2016

Wouldn't wear the kilt I got him! Said it was Girlie

HappilyDistracted · February 2016

Was always knitting things for me and trying to dress me up. I am not your doll!

handyrunner · February 2016

Kept grabbing the bull by the horns

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Wasn't enough horn to grab

chimptron · February 2016

kimvmajor wrote: »

Wasn't enough horn to grab

OH SNAP! (literally...)

We broke up because...

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