We broke up because...
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Lied ..his exes nipples were raw cause he sucked on them day and night..I wasn't risking it..
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She didn't like my raw nipples
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She never took her top off0
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He ALWAYSSSSSS had his top off, even when it was cold out!0
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I'm not going anywhere!0
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She was always taking my top off, even when it was cold out.0
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callmejessica wrote: »
That's what she said...0 -
She always made excuses.0
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She always made pancakes in the morning.
Wait... why DID we break up???0 -
He kept talking about his pancake making EX0
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Kept my cat hostage0
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Magic Mike alias handy..spread his love all over the neighbourhood0
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She was stalking her ex around the neighborhood0
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She was moving on me
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He couldn't take the distance0
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I wanted to wax poetic, but she wanted to wax something else.0
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He was too hairy and ran away when I tried to, um, er, de-hair him...0
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She said she wanted to de-hair me but I got out of there in the Nick of time, and it was a close Shave, or it would have been a Hairy situation to say the least!0
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She tried to wax myeyebrowswhen I was napping.0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She tried to wax myeyebrowswhen I was napping.
Nice! (Good to see you Fab!)0 -
His caring side did not appease me0
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None of them appreciated a good waxing and my consideration for doing it when there would be less of a struggle all around.0
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Wouldn't wear the kilt I got him! Said it was Girlie0 -
Was always knitting things for me and trying to dress me up. I am not your doll!0
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Kept grabbing the bull by the horns0
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Wasn't enough horn to grab0
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