We broke up because...

Noelv1976

Kept reminding me how her abs would beat my abs in a walnut cracking competition

Just_J_Now

because walnut cracking competition

Wonderwomanvik

She just cracked

Noelv1976

She kept showing me her crap!

Sk3L370R

He wouldn't stop talking about walnuts.....

_fitness4life_

Called out my sister's name during sex

MaxPower6868

We used to be friends, but she's not accepting new friends now

slimgirljo15

He dumped me .. said I was too high maintenance..

Timshel_

Kept yelling, "Awwww G'day, Awwww G'day" during orgasms.

motterotter

Said i had diva tendencies

slimgirljo15

Only made me orgasm once in 2 years..poor performance

motterotter

she confused girth with worth and her expectations were too high and she was let down ,mostly because I am a woman

Awillz_Conqueror

lmaooo. this thread is hilarious

Just_J_Now

Always laughing at me

Alfit88

Wouldn't stop laughing

slimgirljo15

Im a happy person..nooo I really wasn't laughing at his tiny d1ick..honest

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was sarcastic and WAS looking!!!

slimgirljo15

Never believed a word I said

Wonderwomanvik

Believed everything I said, even in jest

chimptron

She was always in jest. (Who the hell is jest?!?!?!)

MrsPotStirerLoL

He wore his suspenders better than me

Just_J_Now

She wore suspenders

Muzak1

She wore me out

Just_J_Now

He couldn't keep up

tc1333

She wore me down.

chimptron

She couldn't keep up, which is why I wear the suspenders! people!!! Sheesh!

Muzak1

She was unbelievable

chimptron

We all broke up because our timing was waaaayyy off!

slimgirljo15

Wouldn't shave his chest..kept getting hairs in my teeth..oh wait they weren't che....
Never mind

chimptron

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Wouldn't shave his chest..kept getting hairs in my teeth..oh wait they weren't che....
Never mind

Bwahahaaa, Jo!
Well, Jo and I broke up because the hairs in her teeth weren't always mine!