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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    His AA Meetings were "About *kitten*"!!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She said I was an *kitten*! And went to her wine club meeting. Never saw her again.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Often talked unintelligibly -- I think it was too much wine.....
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Replaced my wine with Juice!!!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Mixed strange things into my KoolAid
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Came home naked one time and said it was the KoolAid's fault. how dare he blame the jolly red pitcher?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    I hated kool aid...she said that was a deal breaker
  • EmpireApple
    EmpireApple Posts: 264 Member
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    didnt like my drinks
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Mixed crappy drinks
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Thought he was a better bartender than me because he could flip the bottle like Tom Cruise. Whatever it's not all about the show!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Uses Tom Cruise as reference points
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
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    He couldn't control his serve. His balls were going everywhere.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Couldn't get her stroke right to finish me off when playing
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
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    kept yelling at me to do the butterfly rather than the front crawl! bloody strokes was all he went on about
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Could never get used him always using "Bloody" in every conversation!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She liked her meat bloody....couldn't eat dinner with her.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Was a horrible cook, even the salad was bloody
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Bloody Hell!!! He was a complainer and didnt appreciate anything!!!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She wouldn't "appreciate" me.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She never lifted a finger! Should I appreciate that?

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