We broke up because...

Muzak1 · February 2016

4 inches huh. Ounch. Enough to break up over

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Lol..Im sorry ..c'mere

Muzak1 · February 2016

Aww. I can't resist you.

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

We didn't break up

gumby101ca · February 2016

what we did ?

NYactor1 · February 2016

It didn't happen..,

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Lived in denial

bdgfn · February 2016

Put an ATM machine next to the bed

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Insisted I pay for sex with him

bdgfn · February 2016

Tried to poison me with her home cooking

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Said my cooking tasted like sh1t

bdgfn · February 2016

Had numerous recipes for preparing kangaroo *kitten*

Thisnameischosen · February 2016

Low confidence. Huge turn off.

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Was a peeping tom..

Muzak1 · February 2016

Didn't realize I was huge

Unknown · February 2016

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Thisnameischosen · February 2016

Was messy

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Only made love to me on my birthday

Muzak1 · February 2016

She was born on a leap year

Thisnameischosen · February 2016

Would not get the *kitten* off of my neck.

Muzak1 · February 2016

She could make me so mad

Thisnameischosen · February 2016

Anger issues

Muzak1 · February 2016

Well she cheated and I struggled to control myself

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Potty mouth

Muzak1 · February 2016

Always wanted me to talk dirty to her

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Talked dirty because he never brushed his teeth..

wullail · February 2016

Refused to talk to the leprechaun at the end of the bed

Muzak1 · February 2016

She took her teeth out at night. Wait a minute

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Was delusional

Muzak1 · February 2016

Thought I was somebody else

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