We broke up because...

your_pal_crusher

wait, we broke up?!

jbuzzed

Never listened to me

Nograce80

I was deaf! She wouldn't learn sign language!

Kvm11628

She pretended she was deaf so she didn't have to talk to me.

msunat97

The only sign language I got from her was the middle finger

Nograce80

Didn't understand my come ons!

jbuzzed

Alway spoke with innuendo. Annoying

auntv77

My fear of public bathrooms + her love of public bathrooms selfies

Nograce80

He had awful taste

Kvm11628

Wouldn't speak to me in Spanish, even though it was really sexy.

PTSDUK

she wore me out

your_pal_crusher

Te quiero de vuelta

Shyness40

He kept hitting on all my friends

jbuzzed

Tried to say that blonds had more fun

PTSDUK

She refused to kiss me

Kvm11628

your_pal_crusher wrote: »

Te quiero de vuelta

OK, we're still together.

@PTSDUK
Couldn't kiss him. His breath stank.

Nograce80

Ate raw garlic every twenty minutes

bdgfn

Used a stop watch for everything

Kvm11628

He wouldn't stop watching me. I needed a little privacy.

jbuzzed

Had glasses to match every outfit. I had no closet space

Nograce80

She only gave me a small drawer wasn't allowed to open the closet

Shyness40

She kept correcting my grammar

bdgfn

She would not stop talking

Nograce80

He wouldn't listen to me!

jbuzzed

Always communicated via text. Even in same room

JeffreyMGiron

never gave me the chance to smother her with attention

jbuzzed

Found that he had a harem

Kvm11628

She didn't like my friends. I swear they were just friends.

handyrunner

She liked all my friends but not me

Nograce80

His friends liked him a little too much