We broke up because...
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Because when I went down on her she farted0
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Kept tabs of everyone's whereabouts but mine.0
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It was always about her0
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he played tetris all through the night0
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Didn't support my block fetish0
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He had. Too many strange requests in bed.0
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She came home covered in creamed corn one too many times!0
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Didn't like vegetables0
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He had a weird aversion to eggplant0
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Too many eggplant emojis when she texted0
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She thought my emoji game was weak0
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She thought I was weak0
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She always wanted to wrestle0
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She couldn't pin me down0
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Left q tips everywhere0
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Never cleaned his ears. He claimed he could never hear me.0
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Couldn't appreciate me toning her out0
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I didn't like being ignored0
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He didn't appreciate that I was just checking to make sure he was safe. I cared about him, I swear!0
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He was constantly getting texts during sexy time and he answered them!0
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Wouldn't incorporate technology into our romance0
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Sexy time was when I was work!!! Who was that guy0
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He had a twin, I was confused. Never forgave me0
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She had too many things for me to forgive0
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Her things took up all her time.0
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Everything was called thing0
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She ate the cream corn off her one to many times0
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He wanted more than I could give0
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I was looking for grace0
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Too much time in church0
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