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We broke up because...
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Made fun of my bald head0
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wanted a bald head.......found out I wasn't circumscised0
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Wait... You're not Jewish?0
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I wouldn't convert
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Forgot that I didnt care!0
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She didn't care0
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He was way too young!0
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I was way too old.0
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It wasnt that! He nicer hair!
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She didn't have the right parts0
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she didn't go both ways0
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She freaked when I wouldnt drive down that one way street!0
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she always made me get behind her when riding
hmmmmm, should I rephrase that ?
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Only loved me for my behind0
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She would never face me0
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Always in my face0
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Didn't like my face0
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I was too black and white0
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He hated Red!0
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Said she couldn't live on oral orgasms alone.0
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Couldn't give me what I needed.0
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She took everything I had0
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Said she needed white doves, rose peddles, champagne and diamonds.
All I had was beer and a GMC.0 -
Wouldnt even share his beer!!!0
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Kept wanting my beer. Hellznah WOMAN!0
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Got upset cause I wanted him to lick his beer off me and hump in his GMC0
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Wait...I'm in.0
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I caught her doing the Nasty in some Dude's Suburban!0
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she experienced a wardrobe malfunction with some other guy
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Got the neighbours wife pregnant0
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