We broke up because...
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Wasn't gentle during my first time.0
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Claiming it was his first time... Please0
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Called me a liar all the time0
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Wanted his duck to please me0
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Put her rubber phallus on my duck.0
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didn't need me or my strap on..he had his own rubber phallus 0 -
She pulled out her strap on0
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Not kinky enough
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Lmao exit only0
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Wasn't willing to try new things
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Was to pushy0
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Insatiable... A girl needs her beauty sleep.0
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Couldn't keep up in bed0
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Kept breaking the bedframe. She's too wild for me.0
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He took off his drag outfit0
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Never took off his sweater. Ever.0
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I hated his duck..I wished that biiatch would die
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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »Never took off his sweater. Ever.
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Because she tried to kill me0
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It wasn't a sweater0
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Nope it ain't happening..handy is tied up in my basement... 0
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She hired Handy Men and tied them up in the basement!0
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She wanted to take my handy 0
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She forgot how Handy that I already was!0
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Her hands lost their touch0
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She touched anyone around her.0
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She flirted too much and I got psycho jealous.0
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Was psycho
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Farted in the middle of sex. All the time.0
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Kept blaming me for the smell..I know it was him0
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