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We broke up because...
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our kids looked nothing like me0
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She was the neighbor's wive's baby Mama!0
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She brought home RT and threw me out
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She didnt have that extra somhin, somthin!0
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I needed something more.0
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I wasnt enough, she had to have more!0
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It was never enough0
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No it wasnt!
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From the beginning she talked about us in the past tense... I got the message.0
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I stopped getting messages0
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Kept trying to take Woody Woodpecker to court.0
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I think she was a little cuckoo!
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Wouldn't stop spanking my as$
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He was always so critical0
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She thought I was too judgemental0
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She realized she was too pretty for me.0
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He was hung up on his ex0
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She hung up on me0
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Stole my jitterbug0
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He wasn't hung enough0
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I resent the implication of your pronoun usage0
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Couldn't handle my talent /speed I used on ma rotary dial phone. PFT.0
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Had a smudge on their glasses0
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I hung her clothes all wrong0
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I was colorblind and couldn't see her text.0
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She hung me out to dry0
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Tried to get me with the surprise weiner!0
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He thought my *kitten* was a weiner0
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gonzalesvikki wrote: »He thought my *kitten* was a weiner
The rubber one...0 -
He asked for rubber then cried0
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