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Dibs on Sasquatch
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plague
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He couldn't take the distance
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Frequents second hand stores, where she can be found giggling and sprinkling itching powder in the jock straps
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Up to no good
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Life is short
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She was stalking her ex around the neighborhood
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Seeing Metallica tomorrow :p
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oldies over disco
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If it's big enough to stare at....
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Date
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Yes, please!!
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Eyeing all the ladies
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Sorry to burst your bubble, but even my friend that is underweight has cellulite... losing weight, exercise, eating well should all help, but sometimes those aren't the only factors...
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Trying to look cool outside
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Has a third arm. His wife has to make special clothing for him, as a result.
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He cut our king size bed in half and then moved each half to separate sides of the room... seemed liked he was sending a message...
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Always focused on size
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I forget my profile is public, whoops, lol I guess that means more making out with Jo ;-)
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He mimed
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He didn't use his apparatus for it's intended purpose
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Anchovies
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She never cared
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Then how do you know I'm a she??? Bahahaha... Jo, absolutely. Right before handing you a bottle. :-)
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On the cheek
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was always smothering me
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you are sweet
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Everything was a competition
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Fireworks? Dancing? Drinking? Monkey butlers? How could I say no?
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Singing and dancing in the rain.... On the freeway
