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slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Snorts washing powder

tomy2tone01 · February 2016

hates cuddling

HappilyDistracted · February 2016

Has a third arm. His wife has to make special clothing for him, as a result.

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Only eats bird seed

bigdavers · February 2016

Wants a threesome with midgets covered in hot sauce

sw33tp3a15 · February 2016

He used to call me on my cell phone

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Is a midget who wants to participate

bdgfn · February 2016

Walks around town wearing only body paint.

Timshel_ · February 2016

Still looking for work as a body paint artist

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Volunteered to paint butterflies on my butt

bdgfn · February 2016

Kept chasing butterflies while I tried to apply her body paint.

zira91 · February 2016

like to steal candies from small kids

bdgfn · February 2016

Still able to pass for a 10 year old at Halloween

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Wears a nappy

ilfaith · February 2016

He attaches that beard with spirit gum every morning, and removes it at bedtime.

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Last shower was in 2005

ilfaith · February 2016

Reuses her bath water for a week before draining the tub.

bdgfn · February 2016

Uses other people's bath water to cook with

tomy2tone01 · February 2016

He is an undercover mystery shopper

cmDaffy · February 2016

suzreen wrote: »

Considers himself/herself an adventurous foodie because he/she has tried every kind of pop tart and hot pocket that's available. Also wrote grandiose online reviews with WAY too many big words in them about said pop tarts and hot pockets.

That was a pure riot! I grew up where they make poptarts!!!

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