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Fondles the melons at the supermarket..0
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wears only black underwear to hide the stains0
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I learnt that trick from him
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Is a secret service person trying to scope out a safe place for Donal Trump0
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Doesn't vote0
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Is next in line to be Donald Trumps wife.0
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He is the most popular guy at his workplace, because every Friday he wears a grass skirt to work, plays the ukelele in his cubicle, and offers fruity umbrella drinks in coconuts to his co-workers. After he has a few of these drinks, he will sometimes entertain them with a fire dance or a hula. So far, they haven't been able to get him to roast a pig in there, but they're working on it.0
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Has never won an arm wrestling contest0
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He once tried to get synchkat to rob a bank with him, but instead she talked him into setting up an investment advisor Ponzi scheme. They have been living the good life ever since.0
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Is my witch queen0
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Sleeps with a teddy bear0
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dresses up as a teddy and rents herself out to Finns0
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twerks while singing in the shower0
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Doesnt shower ..hasn't in 2 years0
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She was born in Tortilla Flats!0
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Shop lifts everyday0
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Has a camera built into his shoe to catch views up the skirts of unsuspecting women0
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Owns a Gorilla suit and three Monkey Suits too!0
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He custom makes these cameras .0
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Is in my closet naked 0
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Her "closet" is actually a multi-room sex dungeon where she keeps her...pets0
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Its supposed to be a lieOneHundredToLose wrote: »Her "closet" is actually a multi-room sex dungeon where she keeps her...pets
Is as smart as a brick
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Did 20 years of research into the secret life of bricks to derive the source of my power0
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when using the vending machine at work says "come here you wittle goldfishies!"0
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Is my mother..hi mum
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Only lives down under because she had to flee the states after her spree of serial fetish killings0
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Is the real killer but framed Slim!0
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She is not a nice lady.. 0
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Robs banks as a hobby0
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