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Post a lie about the person above

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Snorts washing powder
  • tomy2tone01
    tomy2tone01 Posts: 982 Member
    hates cuddling
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    Has a third arm. His wife has to make special clothing for him, as a result.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Only eats bird seed
  • bigdavers
    bigdavers Posts: 9 Member
    Wants a threesome with midgets covered in hot sauce

  • sw33tp3a15
    sw33tp3a15 Posts: 1,674 Member
    He used to call me on my cell phone
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is a midget who wants to participate
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    Walks around town wearing only body paint.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Still looking for work as a body paint artist
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Volunteered to paint butterflies on my butt :p
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    Kept chasing butterflies while I tried to apply her body paint. ;)
  • zira91
    zira91 Posts: 670 Member
    like to steal candies from small kids
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    Still able to pass for a 10 year old at Halloween
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Wears a nappy
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    He attaches that beard with spirit gum every morning, and removes it at bedtime.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Last shower was in 2005
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Reuses her bath water for a week before draining the tub.
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    Uses other people's bath water to cook with
  • tomy2tone01
    tomy2tone01 Posts: 982 Member
    He is an undercover mystery shopper
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    suzreen wrote: »
    Considers himself/herself an adventurous foodie because he/she has tried every kind of pop tart and hot pocket that's available. Also wrote grandiose online reviews with WAY too many big words in them about said pop tarts and hot pockets.

    That was a pure riot! I grew up where they make poptarts!!!
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    He likes to tap dance for spare change
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    Grew up so poor one year killed the Easter Bunny for dinner
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    cmDaffy wrote: »
    suzreen wrote: »
    Considers himself/herself an adventurous foodie because he/she has tried every kind of pop tart and hot pocket that's available. Also wrote grandiose online reviews with WAY too many big words in them about said pop tarts and hot pockets.

    That was a pure riot! I grew up where they make poptarts!!!

    Thank you for saying so! Now for the lie:

    He likes to tell his foodie friends that he grew up where they make poptarts just to give him more "street cred".
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    bdgfn wrote: »
    Grew up so poor one year killed the Easter Bunny for dinner

    The best meal he ever ate was that year when his friend's family killed the Easter bunny. Second only to the timewhen they ate the goose that laid the golden eggs.
  • tomy2tone01
    tomy2tone01 Posts: 982 Member
    suzreen wrote: »
    bdgfn wrote: »
    Grew up so poor one year killed the Easter Bunny for dinner

    The best meal he ever ate was that year when his friend's family killed the Easter bunny. Second only to the timewhen they ate the goose that laid the golden eggs.

    Then he went home and found out it was his pet bunny, Fred.
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
    Became vegetarian after he was tricked into eating his pet bunny rabbit
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is sitting proudly in a vase with some roses ..
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
    thinks the ideal man should be hairy like Chewbacca
  • DSwales11
    DSwales11 Posts: 1,955 Member
    Is hairy like Chewbacca
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Hates to break a sweat