HappilyDistracted Member

Refers to pineapple shaved ice as "yellow snow"

Make it 4 ;-)

Traveled to visit a sacred tribe and became a Human sacrifice... They tied him up and tossed him in the volcano

Has never eaten cheese... Instead, displays it in her room because she's convinced it came from pieces of the moon that landed on earth

"Steve" and Bonny wouldn't get along ;-) ... Had to put em both in the closet and find my next victi..er... Mate

I think he probably opened your closet... Hard to claim that when you have all those other people in there..

He just couldn't make decisions about anything!

No need... We'll just go straight to old couple status... Bickering, complaining, drinking, ignoring each other's presence. ;-)

Yes, please! Can we go fly fishing, too? Cuz then I'll have to marry you ;-)

Gno

I just wanted to nibble...

Finally mugged the wrong person

Too sensitive

Love this thread <3

Yes, Cuz he'll let me fondle his beard ;-)

Nope

Vomits rainbows

Wet suit

Thanks for trying @PurringMyrrh I've seen the other thread before, but this one is just so much more consistent. ;-)

We can just drink and sit on our respective devices, using mfp...no reason to change things up ;-)

Hahahaha... I'll file that away under things I shouldn't have laughed at... Snow White Dopey Sneezy Grumpy ...

I'll believe it when I feel it, lol. Plus, I have to go hang out with the beardless @MelissaJane90xo first. :p

@RunTimer it's about time someone invented that... @jenmar22 took the green pill (and since you keep talking about faces, which has been very entertaining, lol) it made her hallucinate and when she looked in the mirror saw things crawling on her face and clawed her face to death

Date, but no ons. I love looking at beards... If only they were softer ;-)

I have no hopes of winning now, but make space for me on the island!! :-)

Kept pulling on @RunTimer but that definitely wasn't hair...

Did have an affair with Nels Olson

War mongrel

If this happened to turn into a shirtless beard thread... I wouldn't complain ;-)

Put her toaster in the bathtub... We still don't know why she did it...possibly the blonde hair?