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Always wore leather pants everywhere. Made it difficult when we were at the beach or pool or in bed :/
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I want sleep
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Finger-lickin good
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Ugh, lag She didn't like @calmelewis52 my new partner in crime
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He was flighty
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Couldn't handle that
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Pfft, whatever, at least he was interested
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Weed smoker
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Last beer blues
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Don't do it!!
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Night out
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Yes yes yes
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Wouldn't satisfy my needs... Tried to do a lap dance and everything, but Nooo. Guess those 79,000+ posts didn't make themselves :D
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Granted: but now whatever you have for breakfast turns into waffles. Hope you like waffles for the rest of your life :smile: I wish I had a teleportation device and could time travel.
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You can join... ;-)
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He was always keeping track of everything
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Drunken naked laundry
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She was cheap and always wanted to stay at home... I think we both know why ;-)
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Sooo sensitive about his lack of stamina ;-)
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Ahh!! Why does this keep happening to me?? Accidentally knocked herself into the tub...
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She already had a wife :'(
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Yes, this^^
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I'd like to propose a night at thunder from down under followed by bar hopping and dancing. I would add gifs, but I only have my phone...
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Out dancing
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Bzzz goes the fly, bzz Whap, Thwack, squish, splat. No more fly. "Carry on," says the hero
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I wish I had those in my closest!! A spinning wheel and yarns of all different colors.
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Getting it on with Jo... What happens in the club doesn't look like it's staying in the club :D
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She wanted to include the whole neighborhood in our relationship ... Really complicated living in a nudist colony
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Had to pretend to pass out and wait for him to go to sleep, so I could take off for late night adventures ;-)
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Would never happen She spoke in acronyms and letters. Instead of laughing she would say "L.O.L."
