waterbug420

I looked at your diary and you go over your sugar allowance on most days. Maybe cut back the sugar and see what happens?

You forgot the fiber!

This proves nothing. You are so dumb. You are really dumb. For real.

What's funny is that you're lying about eating popcorn off of the floor. We all know you did it. With the floor fuzz and butter.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooh snap! My momma's calories are better than your momma's calories.

Make sure you log your calories for over-thinking.

What do you think the calorie content of floor fuzz is? What if someone dropped butter on it?

I think you need to make sure you count the calories in the floor fuzz. We wouldn't you going over your calories for the day not knowing about it.

Nutella always wins. It's part of a healthy balanced breakfast. Says so on the jar.

It only counts if other people are around. WHY DIDN'T YOU BRING ME ONE? WHY DO YOU HATE ME?

You did. You totally did.

You are so amazing. Eat more popcorn. You deserve it. Nutella.

And make sure you log the 5 calories of energy it took to pick them up off of the floor.

Don't lie to yourself. You ate them off of the floor. Log 120 calories as punishment.

My physical therapist told me to find an exercise program that focuses on the core. A stronger core helps protect your back from injury.