My dirty little secret
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This is funny... thanks for the smile.
BUT seriously, I think we're all trying to lose weight and maybe we shouldn't make our aim exact calories burned or intake. I think throw the 2 away, still count the full 100 calories and do not count the bending over as exercise.
I totally understand thinking about it though... if my kids take a drink from my cup I am tempted to minus the possible calories they consumed that I will now not be consuming but seriously, it could only have been a few calories and I'm in this to win this!!!!!! I will be skinny one day (hopefully) even if my calorie count isn't exact.
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This post was toooo funny!!! Totally loved it....thanks for bringing a smile to my face on a bad day! Reading this is much better than trying to eat myself into a better mood!0
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LOL!
Too funny .. I could always use a good laugh!0 -
Nutella always wins. It's part of a healthy balanced breakfast. Says so on the jar.0
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I think you need to make sure you count the calories in the floor fuzz. We wouldn't you going over your calories for the day not knowing about it.0
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What do you think the calorie content of floor fuzz is? What if someone dropped butter on it?0
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I have decided to log the 100 calories and eat one grape to balance it out.
100 calories
- 10 calories for 2 popcorns
90 calories
- 5 calories for bending down and throwing in trash
85 calories
+ 10 calories for extra large grape
95 calories
- 15 calories to walk to the kitchen to grab another grape
80 calories
+ 5 Grapes
100 calories!
I hope I figured that out right. See, it always works out. No problems.0 -
What do you think the calorie content of floor fuzz is? What if someone dropped butter on it?
You do not pay attention. I did not eat the popcorn with floor fuzz. But, you do bring up a good point. What if someone that had eaten french fries in the office opened the refrigerator without washing their hands?
This is hard. I am exhausted.0 -
Make sure you log your calories for over-thinking.0
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i'll log your momma's calories.
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same here :laugh:I would have opted for the 5 second rule personally, and scooped them up and eaten them!!!:blushing:0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I would have thought the same thing!!!0 -
Oooooooooooooooooooooooh snap!
My momma's calories are better than your momma's calories.0 -
This post was toooo funny!!! Totally loved it....thanks for bringing a smile to my face on a bad day! Reading this is much better than trying to eat myself into a better mood! :laugh:0
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Oooooooooooooooooooooooh snap!
My momma's calories are better than your momma's calories.
If by better you mean more, I agree.
Is that funny? I am not sure.
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What's funny is that you're lying about eating popcorn off of the floor. We all know you did it. With the floor fuzz and butter.0
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LOL Thanks! Tooo funny! :laugh:0
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What's funny is that you're lying about eating popcorn off of the floor. We all know you did it. With the floor fuzz and butter.
Yo daddy lyin'.
I did not eat the popcorn off the floor. I will take a picture of it in the trash can and post.
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I would have opted for the 5 second rule personally, and scooped them up and eaten them!!!:blushing:
That is an option, but it brings up another important question.
If I bend down to pick up the popcorn, should I log it as exercise in order to add to my calorie bank for the day? I'd hate to go into starvation mode for not eating my calories.
Discuss.
Hilarious! I would have applied the 5 second rule and added bending down to get the popcorn as exercise! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Now go and tell dat....
hide yo kids. hide you wife. And hide yo popcorn too.0
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