My dirty little secret

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  • eriny
    eriny Posts: 1,509 Member
    same here :laugh:
    I would have opted for the 5 second rule personally, and scooped them up and eaten them!!!:blushing:
  • MickeyLeigh
    MickeyLeigh Posts: 106
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I would have thought the same thing!!!
  • waterbug420
    waterbug420 Posts: 16
    Oooooooooooooooooooooooh snap!



    My momma's calories are better than your momma's calories.
  • pearlie01
    pearlie01 Posts: 5 Member
    This post was toooo funny!!! Totally loved it....thanks for bringing a smile to my face on a bad day! Reading this is much better than trying to eat myself into a better mood!:love::love: :laugh:
  • lina1131
    lina1131 Posts: 2,246 Member
    Oooooooooooooooooooooooh snap!



    My momma's calories are better than your momma's calories.

    If by better you mean more, I agree.

    Is that funny? I am not sure.

    Discuss.
  • waterbug420
    waterbug420 Posts: 16
    What's funny is that you're lying about eating popcorn off of the floor. We all know you did it. With the floor fuzz and butter.
  • kcurtis05
    kcurtis05 Posts: 524 Member
    LOL Thanks! Tooo funny! :laugh:
  • lina1131
    lina1131 Posts: 2,246 Member
    What's funny is that you're lying about eating popcorn off of the floor. We all know you did it. With the floor fuzz and butter.

    Yo daddy lyin'.

    I did not eat the popcorn off the floor. I will take a picture of it in the trash can and post.

    Berightburk.
  • lisalynn35
    lisalynn35 Posts: 250 Member
    I would have opted for the 5 second rule personally, and scooped them up and eaten them!!!:blushing:

    That is an option, but it brings up another important question.

    If I bend down to pick up the popcorn, should I log it as exercise in order to add to my calorie bank for the day? I'd hate to go into starvation mode for not eating my calories.

    Discuss.

    Hilarious! I would have applied the 5 second rule and added bending down to get the popcorn as exercise! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • lina1131
    lina1131 Posts: 2,246 Member
    Now go and tell dat....

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    hide yo kids. hide you wife. And hide yo popcorn too.
  • waterbug420
    waterbug420 Posts: 16
    This proves nothing.


    You are so dumb.
    You are really dumb.
    For real.
  • kpopa
    kpopa Posts: 515 Member
    I am crying over here! Thanks for the great posting!

    Just an FYI, I would have eaten the popcorn and counted the calories AND went and got some grapes!

    Luv it! Thanks everyone! :tongue:
  • kendra1976
    kendra1976 Posts: 90 Member
    Lina, I love your posts.. you are just too funny..
  • kpopa
    kpopa Posts: 515 Member
    I am crying over here! Thanks for the great posting!

    Just an FYI, I would have eaten the popcorn and counted the calories AND went and got some grapes!

    Luv it! Thanks everyone! :tongue:

    OH! Forgot the butter-topped-flour-fuzz. I would have eaten that too :wink:
  • lina1131
    lina1131 Posts: 2,246 Member
    I don't have to confess.
    They lookin' fo me.
    They gonna find me. They gonna find me.
  • MzBug
    MzBug Posts: 2,173 Member
    Ohh Pahleeeze! Everyone knows floor lint counts as fiber! Hair in the food counts as protein! And if you are lucky enough to get one of "those" hairs you get bonus exercise calories for bringing it back up. Sheeeesh.

    You gals make life interesting! Thanks!
  • justahorsen
    justahorsen Posts: 234
    I would have eaten them as well! Don't let them go to waste! :laugh:
    But if you do eat them they will go to waist!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • lina1131
    lina1131 Posts: 2,246 Member
    I would have eaten them as well! Don't let them go to waste! :laugh:
    But if you do eat them they will go to waist!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Damned if you do. Damned if you don't.
  • Kminor67
    Kminor67 Posts: 900 Member
    You guys are HYSTERICAL! Where were you when I was depressed yesterday morning?

    BTW... you forgot to add the protein from the refrigerator door handle being touched by someone who had just been in the bathroom and not washed their hands. If we're going to be accurate let's go all the way!
  • Maggie1960
    Maggie1960 Posts: 322
    Lina I think I love you!!:heart: A really funny thread, thanks!!! I think I must have burnt off at least 10 calories laughing:bigsmile:
  • baker_c
    baker_c Posts: 251 Member
    Eat the popcorn off the floor - lick the bag too- all that goey stuff that is stuck to the bag is part of the 100 calorie popcorn too - so I say, go for it!

    :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
  • edorice
    edorice Posts: 4,519 Member
    Five second rule. Blow it off and move on. Better than digging in the trash for it 15 minutes later. LOL
  • edorice
    edorice Posts: 4,519 Member
    OK, I just checked. Floor fuzz isn't in the database. OK...I just added it.
  • kpopa
    kpopa Posts: 515 Member
    Thanks Edorice! I was thinking about adding it too but couldn't get an accurate reading...:laugh:
  • JustBeckyV
    JustBeckyV Posts: 182
    ROFL - love it!
  • mocosa74
    mocosa74 Posts: 42
    I would have opted for the 5 second rule personally, and scooped them up and eaten them!!!:blushing:

    Amen to that!! =) and since you did not, i say just log the 100!
  • HealthyEscape
    HealthyEscape Posts: 255
    I would be definitely picking that up and eating it! Popcorn in all forms is delicious!

    I am not sure I would like to count floor fuzz as a popcorn topping just yet. Just depends on how hungry I am. On a scale from 1 to 10...i'm only about a 5.6. Anything higher than an 8 would probably justify floor fuzz popcorn.

    How many calories are in floor fuzz?:huh:
  • lina1131
    lina1131 Posts: 2,246 Member
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    Discuss
  • Nene74
    Nene74 Posts: 7 Member
    That's so funny!!!!!:laugh:
  • kendra1976
    kendra1976 Posts: 90 Member
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    OMG Lina.. I am LOL!!!!
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