iAMaPhoenix Member

Horizontal Limbo, or standing hip trusts are some of my fave.

SO...Are you saying that single men don't hit on girls here and does that make them perverted also? Just wondering before I start hitting on you.

I am neither but I do vehemently support love whichever way it comes in. Your concern is not a Gay or Lesbian thing as I sometimes wonder the same thing when I am in the gym changing. "Does that guy think I am looking at him" or some other crazy thought sometimes creep into my head. It is soon easily forgotten though as…

Dont eat pork so I will take a turkey bacon sundae to go please...

Top ten reasons to leave partner. 1. Money 2. NO money 3. she was a man in a past life 4. he was a woman in a past life 5. he hit me 6. she would not hit me 7. he hates my pet 8. he chews with his mouth open 9. she is addicted to video games And the # ten reason to leave a spouse... LOUD SNORING! Any other reason is…

I am a pescapollotarian but I love my cheese too much to give it up. How are you doing today Emmy? I'm back now so will be getting in the debates more now.

You think the Trayvon Martin case is about racism...just my two cents.

Florida boy here and we pay extra electricity bill to keep Ole Sparky juiced and ready to go...lol!!!

As long as it is not a gay strip club, it should not be a problem. Then again, a gay strip club may be just what you need to put some spice in the relationship...lol.

Online, offline, inline skating, at a stop light, in a bar, church..OK, maybe not church cause nobody is real there, but you can find true love anywhere if you are looking for it. Now if you are looking to get laid, you need to get a fleshlight...disease, drug, and DRAMA free.

I lost weight for a guy too...His name is Emmanuel! Does that make me a self-sexual?

Quote of the year...lmao!!!

Marriage as defined in the Dictionary of Men...1. The end of a good relationship 2. NO MORE SEX...lol. JK ladies.

Don't get shot...lol.

Of course...If I was a single person, I would have probably moved up north by now.(Now who can he be talking about)

YES...that is all.

Ya...this is what I do..

1. All women hate some guy named TOM!!! 2. It is illegal to lose weight by having gastric bypass surgery. 3.

8.9 million years later and women still find a way to put each other down...SMDH!!

Lap band is easy? Really? Oh, my two cents says you may not be a *****, but you sure are acting like one...

Even when I was single, I never bought a woman I did not know a drink at a bar. It may say I am cheap, but my reason was that I always wanted a woman to have a level head when she made THE DECISION. Now after talking to her and I felt comfortable, I would offer, but buying a drink was not my calling card. And you are a…

Obviously most of you are single by choice because you are all Gawgeous...Gawgeous I say. Happy Valentine Day from someone whose wallet wishes he was single right now...lol. JK Hon.

Like chicken...everything either feels or taste like chicken.

Does reading useless post on MFP count cause there has to be a record for that?

Why does anyone care if someone is posting a fake pic or not...sheeessshh.

Heck...with all you guys going, I will not need a room. I will just crash in one of your joints...

Freaking awesome...but we all love you Joy just as you are. You just keep doing what makes you happy and us subjects will bow to your greatness.

I like girls...

As long as they have a natural vajaja...I am attracted to them. Nuff said.

New mileage total as of 12/21/2011 1169.65