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What is 4 inches ling 2 inches around and drives women insane? an empty roll of toilet paper BA DA BOOM!!!

I need more humans to be my friend. I've been gone for awhile, and most my humans have went AWOL. So if you are human, and have a pulse. Please be my friend?

I'm thankful I have new friends!! Going to bump this once to gather a few others. Thanks again.

Pretty bad this time... I think I might be starting the beginnings of mid-life crisis. Oh, what car shall I get? ha

One last attempt to gain a few more buddies. If you ever wondered who loves you more, your wife or dog. Try this. Stick them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. When you open it who is happy to see you?

Do I have to?

Thanks!! So I've gained 1 friend. Don't make me beg.... I won't do it. Please join me... ugh

Seconded!

All you can do is try, and screw the haters. I believe you can also remove the ability for comments to a youtube video. What makes life interesting is individuals like yourself. Even though you may have a disability, you are thinking of others and reaching out to them. Kudos!

Forrest Gump was better!

Nothing says you can't do it while standing up... may be a bit messy... but hell. Have you been in a men's restroom? Being a man I still can't figure out how the hell it gets so bad.

@fairestthings 24?

This is the top 5 wanted females for Killing Kittens. 1 Kate Upton 2 Sienna Miller 3 Olivia Wilde 4 Charlize Theron 5 Megan Fox (you can't deny that she is probably crazy in bed)

FYI. Life is over at 30. :laugh: Good luck!

Well, always do better tomorrow butthead. (usually I use something a bit more harsh then butthead)

Back in my beer drinking days I had no excuse. You always saw the calories on bottle/can. Glad that is behind me. Good luck!

Good luck Mary! You can do it!

It's a ton harder trying to find the exit.

@Jonesingmucho D....

Well it is probably that Ohio State avatar..... BOILER UP!! Feel free to add me if you want more taunting....

Ha, well thanks for trusting me MrsSnelly. Saying Mrs reminds me of a school teacher and curious if you are one? Well, if you are like my wife you make subtle hints about exercise and diet that probably goes over his head like mine. What my wife did to truly help me was quit buying the crap that I want from the grocery…

Hi, I lost my father 10 years ago, and can understand the spiraling out of control. If you are wanting to continue to run, you may want to check out the site http://c25k.com/ It is "couch to 5k" program that will help you get to that goal and minimize the risk of injury. I used it in the past with great success. Anyway,…

Alright... I must look like a psycho as the response to my requesting of friends has been.. .lets say. Not overwhelming. So my last "bump" of thread and hope that some of you show me some love. Thanks.

Hoping to get a few more friends!! Help me beat diabetes! ha

Added ya.

Hi, I too am back after taking a break. I'll add ya.

Cool, Fred! Hope you reach the goal. I feel ya. From my poor dieting after I got married till now I have developed type 2 diabetes. I'm hoping to drop enough weight to not have to use insulin. ugh.. Anyway...

TriGal eh? Very cool. I did a tri about 5 years ago, and wish to do it again some day. Good luck on your journeys!

Well. I don't appear to qualify at all. I'm older, different sex, much taller, and more to lose... but if you would like please add me.

Curious as to what characters you like to cosplay?