Do you have a pulse? Ever tried Oxygen?

Morfein
Morfein Posts: 57 Member
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If so, you qualify to be my friend. :laugh:

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  • ChelseaWelseyKins
    ChelseaWelseyKins Posts: 272 Member
    You got me. I was utterly confused with your title so I clicked on it. :)
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    Dude! Oxygen is, like, such a bad idea :wink:
  • sexygoodness
    sexygoodness Posts: 245 Member
    Dude! Oxygen is, like, such a bad idea :wink:

    You might be on to something there :huh:
  • BlondeButtercup127
    BlondeButtercup127 Posts: 750 Member
    :huh:
    I have no pulse?! :laugh:

    I'm kind of addicted to oxygen, however! :drinker:
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    Dude! Oxygen is, like, such a bad idea :wink:

    You might be on to something there :huh:

    Right!?! 100% of people who use oxygen WILL die!
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    <--- asystole
  • RHachicho
    RHachicho Posts: 1,115 Member
    Lol got a giggle out of me. Feel free to add me :)
  • Morfein
    Morfein Posts: 57 Member
    I'm thankful I have new friends!! Going to bump this once to gather a few others.

    Thanks again.
  • kikityme
    kikityme Posts: 472 Member
    What's the net carb on that oxygen you speak of?
  • chadya07
    chadya07 Posts: 627 Member
    sounds like a job interview i once went to. got the job too. was relieved to find a had a pulse and could breathe.
  • NaomiJFoster
    NaomiJFoster Posts: 1,450 Member
    Dude. Oxygen is not meant for humans. Think about it. Where does oxygen come from? It comes from trees. Oxygen is tree food. If people were meant to consume oxygen...something something something. Sorry, I can't go on.
  • chadya07
    chadya07 Posts: 627 Member
    Dude. Oxygen is not meant for humans. Think about it. Where does oxygen come from? It comes from trees. Oxygen is tree food. If people were meant to consume oxygen...something something something. Sorry, I can't go on.

    actually.,.. oxygen is more like tree farts. and we breathe it in willingly.

    well... actually our lungs are involuntary organs so our bodies force us to breathe in tree farts.
  • RHachicho
    RHachicho Posts: 1,115 Member
    Dude. Oxygen is not meant for humans. Think about it. Where does oxygen come from? It comes from trees. Oxygen is tree food. If people were meant to consume oxygen...something something something. Sorry, I can't go on.

    Actually Oxygen is technically tree poop.

    Ah the circle of life.

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